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WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby Carrie » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:33 am

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby jza1218 » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:41 am

Carrie wrote:Image


How tacky.

I usually opt for a bottle of Astroglide when I need to buy a last-minute gift for her

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby Jonathan » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:43 am

Carrie wrote:Image


Well the family that plays together, stays together.

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby john lewis hawk » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:08 am

Jonathan wrote:Well the family that plays together, stays together.
Especially if they shop at Wal-Mart.

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby Jonathan » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:10 am

john lewis wrote:Especially if they shop at Wal-Mart.


They're not just rollin' back the prices.

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby diana_fan » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:32 am

Jonathan wrote:Well the family that plays together, stays together.


This man is wise.

Or sick.

I'm not sure which.

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Postby Severed Djed » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:33 am

They're wrong.

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby Jonathan » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:44 am

diana_fan wrote:This man is wise.

Or sick.

I'm not sure which.


A little from Column A, a little from Column B.... :twisted:

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Postby diana_fan » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:12 pm

Jonathan wrote:A little from Column A, a little from Column B.... :twisted:


There ya go. :)

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:05 pm

Carrie wrote:Image


Nice message............................ "Mom.........no more siblings please!"
:lol:

"Your mom's a slut. So cut back on her health problems with......."
:lol:
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Well that explains a lot :lol:

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Re: WalMart thinks your mom is a MILF!

Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:26 pm

Carrie wrote:Image


There's a Tennessee joke I could mention right now, but I'm not! :-D
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Postby Carrie » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:27 pm

The Nacireman wrote:There's a Tennessee joke I could mention right now, but I'm not! :-D


Because you don't want me to kick your ass? :evil:

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Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:48 pm

Carrie wrote:Because you don't want me to kick your ass? :evil:

Is that a trick question? :?
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Postby DeadFett » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:05 pm

Those seem a more appropriate gift for Father's Day.
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Postby billyzoom666 » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:13 pm

DeadFett wrote:Those seem a more appropriate gift for Father's Day.


Not if they're ribbed for her pleasure. Jesus, you've never bought a rubber before have you? :-D

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