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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:27 pm

lancer_man wrote:You need to get a virgin to do that.

You really missed the obvious joke here
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lancer_man

Expert Post Whore

Postby lancer_man » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:28 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:You really missed the obvious joke here


I typed it but decided to go for the assist.
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McKegan

Zombie Guard

Postby McKegan » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:28 pm

toolverine wrote:I was just reading a short blurb on brown recluse spiders. Freaky.


We get those lovelies over here. Flesh falling-off goodness.
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CountD

Undead Member

Postby CountD » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:31 pm

They say the avg person swallows 10 spiders a year in their sleep
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:32 pm

CountD wrote:They say the avg person swallows 10 spiders a year in their sleep


I'm pretty sure I heard that that was an urban legend that was debunked.
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CountD

Undead Member

Postby CountD » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:33 pm

DaReekstah wrote:I'm pretty sure I heard that that was an urban legend that was debunked.


no, it's true!
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:33 pm

CountD wrote:no, it's true!


No, it's not.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
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CountD

Undead Member

Postby CountD » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:36 pm



you believe everythingsnopes says. It's true! I coughed spider legs up one morning. Or maybe pubic hairs.
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:37 pm

CountD wrote:Or maybe pubic hairs.


There you go.
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DeadFett

Outhouse Editor

Postby DeadFett » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:37 pm

DaReekstah wrote:No, LeBron is from Akron, which is only slightly better. (sorry DeadFett! :lol:)


None taken. Remember, I live there and I know it sucks.
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misac

Outhouse Editor

Postby misac » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:43 pm

McKegan wrote:We get those lovelies over here. Flesh falling-off goodness.


Really?! I didn't think we had them. Those things are scary.
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D

Swedish Pinata of Death

Postby D » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:48 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:I got bit by a Black Widow a few years ago. That hurt like hell...
Hurt? That's it?
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McKegan

Zombie Guard

Postby McKegan » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:51 pm

misac wrote:Really?! I didn't think we had them. Those things are scary.


Apparently they like to nest in long undisturbed dresser drawers and places like that, I always here about someone getting bit when they move into a new place.

jza1218

Postby jza1218 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:51 pm

DaReekstah wrote:I licked it a few times then rubbed it all over my body. Does that count?


I heard that dogs have really clean mouths so you should be fine.

BTW...I'm stating that you're quite ugly

Royal Nonesuch

Staff Writer

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:53 pm

CountD wrote:you believe everythingsnopes says. It's true! I coughed spider legs up one morning. Or maybe pubic hairs.



I didn't even know spiders had pubic hairs.

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