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I was bitten by a radioactive spider today.

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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:17 pm

Or it could have just been a regular spider. I'm not sure. But it itches. It was no mere ordinary spider, I'll tell ya that much.
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toolverine

King of Circle-Jerking

Postby toolverine » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:18 pm

I was just reading a short blurb on brown recluse spiders. Freaky.
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lancer_man

Expert Post Whore

Postby lancer_man » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:19 pm

Jump off a bulding and see what hapens.
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:19 pm

Also.. it was on the back of my hand, of all places.

It's fate.

But seriously.. it's pretty big. And red.

If you guys don't see me around after today, just assume I'm out saving the world. Or dead.

The Juan Percenter

Rain Partier

Postby The Juan Percenter » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:20 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Or it could have just been a regular spider. I'm not sure. But it itches. It was no mere ordinary spider, I'll tell ya that much.


Congratulations on the skin cancer.
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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:20 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Or it could have just been a regular spider. I'm not sure. But it itches. It was no mere ordinary spider, I'll tell ya that much.

Clean it up

Those bites can get infected pretty quickly
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Thunderstorm

Not a Kardashian

Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:20 pm

I got bit by a Black Widow a few years ago. That hurt like hell...
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:21 pm

A lot of nuclear waste in Cleveland?
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:21 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:Clean it up

Those bites can get infected pretty quickly


I licked it a few times then rubbed it all over my body. Does that count?
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:22 pm

Black_Kryptonian wrote:A lot of nuclear waste in Cleveland?


I dunno, but our river did catch on fire once. :D
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lancer_man

Expert Post Whore

Postby lancer_man » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:22 pm

DaReekstah wrote:I licked it a few times then rubbed it all over my body. Does that count?


You need to get a virgin to do that.
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chap22

Rain Partier

Postby chap22 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:23 pm

Black_Kryptonian wrote:A lot of nuclear waste in Cleveland?


dude, i'm assuming that was a rhetorical question. it IS Cleveland...
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:24 pm

DaReekstah wrote:I dunno, but our river did catch on fire once. :D


Good God, man. Is that were Bron gets his superpowers? No wonder New Jersey is the only other place he'll go.
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tralfaz

Swedish Pinata of Death

Postby tralfaz » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:24 pm

hopefully you will melt like the dr romano in Robocop
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Chris

Rain Partier

Postby Chris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:26 pm

Black_Kryptonian wrote:Good God, man. Is that were Bron gets his superpowers?


No, LeBron is from Akron, which is only slightly better. (sorry DeadFett! :lol:)

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