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I was just informed that I'm "Jewing" a student out of $4k

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guitargod694

cheese

Postby guitargod694 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:00 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
In this case it's a girl that said that. Apparently she's still a little bitter over her boyfriend of 3+ Years dumping her and coming out of the closet.


In that case, don't be such a jew and share some of your dick lollies with her.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:13 pm

Is his reasoning that by removing him from the class you're jewing him out of an entire year's worth of college education?

I don't know. If he's acting like a fucknugget in class, he's pretty much jewing himself out of that $4K.

My modern novel prof used to tell some really interesting stories about kids who used to get screwy during his class. Unsurprisingly, all of them got weird when reading D.H. Lawrence...
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:48 pm

Yes because his behavior in class which includes sleeping and being woken up by a fellow student to answer a graded question is not really disruptive therefore I am "jewing" him out of that money.

Evan Meadow

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Evan Meadow » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:02 pm

misac wrote:I'm surprised this didn't happen more often when you where in AZ. :P


Then it would have been a Jew on Jew crime. Not worth reporting. Sides, once they both figured out they were Jewish, it was all about which Temple they went to.

Evan Meadow

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Evan Meadow » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:02 pm

guitargod694 wrote:
Man, that's it?
You better step it up or they'll revoke your jew card at the next jew meeting.


He gave him the Jew discount. The kid should be thankful.

And call his mother!

Evan Meadow

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Evan Meadow » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:04 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Actually starting this afternoon till monday I will be hearing complaints that a student told a group of LGBTQ students that,"The homosexuals and jews should burn in hell like they did during the Holocaust". Yeah it's gonna be a fun week....By the way. I love my job.


If I give you my ex roommate's name in college, can you check and see if its him.

Cause that sounds exactly like the stuff he used to say to me when we shared a room.
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Pink_Orchid

The Virgin Connie Swail

Postby Pink_Orchid » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:17 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Actually starting this afternoon till monday I will be hearing complaints that a student told a group of LGBTQ students that,"The homosexuals and jews should burn in hell like they did during the Holocaust". Yeah it's gonna be a fun week....By the way. I love my job.


Some people should be told they are too stupid to speak and should shut up. Was the kid trolling or was he serious?
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:19 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
In this case it's a girl that said that. Apparently she's still a little bitter over her boyfriend of 3+ Years dumping her and coming out of the closet.
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:48 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Well I removed him from "a" class. Not $4k. When I stopped and asked what he said, he told me he said "Screw. You're screwing me out of this money". He totally said Jew.


You didn't do anything wrong, so don't worry about it.
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:51 pm

Arion wrote:
You didn't do anything wrong, so don't worry about it.


I'm totally fine with my actions.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:12 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Yes because his behavior in class which includes sleeping and being woken up by a fellow student to answer a graded question is not really disruptive therefore I am "jewing" him out of that money.

I fell asleep in class once. Professor was not happy.
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:18 pm

Keb wrote:I fell asleep in class once. Professor was not happy.


I once did that during a historical film during class. No one woke me up until it was over. :lol:
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:03 pm

I was full-out snoring during a lecture. Professor had to stop and tell the dude next to me to wake me up.

In my defense, it was called "The Literature of Trauma and Recovery" and was a very heavy class.
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The Beast

Swedish Pinata of Death

Postby The Beast » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:03 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Well I removed him from "a" class. Not $4k. When I stopped and asked what he said, he told me he said "Screw. You're screwing me out of this money". He totally said Jew.


Are your ears ok? Did they burst into flame or bleed out when his speech registered in your mind? At least he didn't come at you with sticks and stones, those are murder on bones, IIRC.

But now that you got him dead to rights for committing a Thoughtcrime and now there's no limit to the Authority you can bring to bear on the young man. Show no mercy, make an example for the rest of the students to follow and ...

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I would have suggested you forgive his trespasses and turn the other cheek but I know how you people don't go in for all that "tolerance" business.
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e_galston

Staff Writer

Postby e_galston » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:41 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
In this case it's a girl that said that. Apparently she's still a little bitter over her boyfriend of 3+ Years dumping her and coming out of the closet.


well just tell her that if she wasn't so bad in bed she wouldn't have turned her bf gay

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