I really don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Why would I be a socialist for doing my job?
Oh you're not.
You're a socialist for bitching on the internet about some kid using Jew as a verb when he was blowing off some steam for getting disciplined. So what if he did? Has it been so long since you were in his shoes, getting reprimanded for sub par performance?
As far as what the hell is wrong with me, I'm a libertarian trapped in a socialist society. Everywhere I look all I see is...
I won't deny that I've got a chip on my shoulder. Nobody's perfect.