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So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:50 pm

I went to a Unitarian Universalist church today with the family. It was kinda cultlike.
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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:54 pm

Amy wanted to go. We were under the impression it was some kind of hippy dippy place where they kinda merge all religions or something, but instead it was kinda very liberal politics mixed with the purposeful avoiding of talking about anything religious. Which was weird, because they had hymns and shit that were like church songs, but with strange secular lyrics. I don't think we're going to back.

Oh, and the whole sermon was about suicide, which was kind of weird too.
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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby avengingtitan » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:10 pm

Did you sit in the front row? I know there's not a lot of room in between the pews. :twisted:

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby Victorian Squid » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:23 pm

Don't you think we are too far into the Kali Yuga for rituals to the dead avatar of the last epoch to be at all effective now?

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby Chris » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:59 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I went to a Unitarian Universalist church today with the family. It was kinda cultlike.


All religion is cultlike.
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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:07 pm

Thus the conversion of Jude and family into a bunch of filthy hippies continues.

I'm sure your kids enjoyed the Sunday school and learned all sorts of "super liberal" stuff to condescend to you about. That and to vote for Obama.

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby avengingtitan » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:19 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Thus the conversion of Jude and family into a bunch of filthy hippies continues.

I'm sure your kids enjoyed the Sunday school and learned all sorts of "super liberal" stuff to condescend to you about. That and to vote for Obama.

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Well he was already filthy. :twisted:

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby Keb » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:35 pm

I know what those churches are like... :?

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby Food Eater lad » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:37 pm

How was the cool aide?
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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:40 am

Food Eater lad wrote:How was the cool aide?


They didn't have any! :x

They had coffee with powdered creamer. :(

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby Zenguru » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:06 am

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They didn't have any! :x

They had coffee with powdered creamer. :(

And that is why cults will always suck.

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby xshane666x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:18 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I went to a Unitarian Universalist church today with the family. It was kinda cultlike.


Church is for simple minded sheep that want a crutch. The people in charge take advantage of it and usually become wealthy in the process of brainwashing the dolts that attend.

It is a fucking cult.

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby avengingtitan » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:19 am

xshane666x wrote:
Church is for simple minded sheep that want a crutch. The people in charge take advantage of it and usually become wealthy in the process of brainwashing the dolts that attend.

It is a fucking cult.

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Calm down skippy.

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Re: So I went to a Super Liberal Church...

Postby xshane666x » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:22 am

avengingtitan wrote:Calm down skippy.

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