Firehead - late Cold War scifi action of a telekinetic Soviet agent with the power to shoot lasers from his eyes (and that's all he does) defecting to the US. Martin Landau and Christopher Plummer should be ashamed of this movie. Not because it's so bad, but because they had to be in it with Chris Lemmon.
Crossroads - The great thespian Britney Spears in a teen road picture with Zoe Saldana as a self absorbed arrogant bitch. Who knew that this would be a better film than Avatar for her.
Cool As Ice - Vanilla Ice's greatest cinematic role. Even fetuses will have bad 90's flashback from this. I'm still looking for the hero to dump the zero for.
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble - John Travolta's increasingly skimpy shorts are enough to make you want to go all Machete on his windows so all the contaminated air will gang up on him and kill him. If anything that would have prevented him from doing Staying Alive.