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Postby Starlord » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:02 am

:shock: Guys, I just got a call from rob's wife asking me to come over... she wanted a real man.


What do I do. :?







:P
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Postby MoneyMelon » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:03 am

Spiderrob wrote:My wife's reputation is spotless and she's being defamed all over the place here :evil:

I defame her all night long 8)
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Postby nietoperz » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:03 am

Spiderrob wrote:Fine. My wife's a whore. *shrug*


We need an Out Of Context thread, stat!
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Postby superfictious » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:05 am

Spiderrob wrote:Fine. My wife's a whore. *shrug*


How dare you talk that way about your wife! :evil:



Anyway, I'm sure she's a lovely and patient lady if she can deal with you every day.

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Postby superfictious » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:07 am

starlord wrote::shock: Guys, I just got a call from rob's wife asking me to come over... she wanted a real man.


What do I do. :?







:P


She has a strap-on carved from gold, diamond, and elephant bone. You be careful, love.

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Postby C20Percent » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:07 am

starlord wrote::shock: Guys, I just got a call from rob's wife asking me to come over... she wanted a real man.


What do I do. :?


You gotta take one for the team.

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Postby Spidey-Man » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:10 am

:(

Ironically, apparently Em is the only member who didn't do my wife. :x

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Postby Muppetesque » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:12 am

Spiderrob wrote::(

Ironically, apparently Em is the only member who didn't do my wife. :x


yet.

Didn't do your wife... YET.

She's got to have no fulfillment from all you men before she realizes she is meant for me...
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Postby Muppetesque » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:13 am

starlord wrote::shock: Guys, I just got a call from rob's wife asking me to come over... she wanted a real man.


What do I do. :?







:P


Send her to your "family" and I'll make her realize she never needs a man again... :p
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CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
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Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

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Postby superfictious » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:13 am

Spiderrob wrote::(

Ironically, apparently Em is the only member who didn't do my wife. :x


Subtle. Dude, if you want your wife to do another girl, just say so. Stop beating around the bush. Let emmabe do the bush-beating.

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Postby Muppetesque » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:15 am

Black_Kryptonian wrote:Subtle. Dude, if you want your wife to do another girl, just say so. Stop beating around the bush. Let emmabe do the bush-beating.


Rule 1: Never start with beating the bush.. You need to slowly work up to that...

For the record it's sad when a parody thread out paces the original.
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CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

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Postby daitong » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:50 am

emmabe wrote:Rule 1: Never start with beating the bush.. You need to slowly work up to that...

For the record it's sad when a parody thread out paces the original.


Believe you me, some girls like that right away.
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Postby outsider » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:59 am

starlord wrote:I thought it was from Star Trek VI? :?
Are you talking about wooden shoes and that Sex & The City girl from Mannequin?
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Postby outsider » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:00 pm

starlord wrote::shock: Guys, I just got a call from rob's wife asking me to come over... she wanted a real man.


What do I do. :?
Stick your thanglang in dat cooter, boy!

(Yes, that's the second time I've instructed you in such a manner.)
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Postby March Haire » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:02 pm

emmabe wrote:Rule 1: Never start with beating the bush.. You need to slowly work up to that...

For the record it's sad when a parody thread out paces the original.

The original thread was about accuweather. This is about screwing somebody's wife!

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