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White people, please explain pt. 2

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Keb » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:39 pm

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And you're avatar is positively frightening me right now. :shock:

:oops:

I suspect I'll get a lot of adblocks in the next week.

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:44 pm

Keb wrote: :oops:

I suspect I'll get a lot of adblocks in the next week.


*stephen stares at keb's avatar, completely hypnotized*

Yes Keb, whatever you say Keb.
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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby sdsichero » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:49 pm

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Actually yes, last November I took a trip back to my old neibourhood


I know that Canadians spell things differently, but come on...

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:53 pm

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I know that Canadians spell things differently, but come on...


oops, I forgot the "G" and the "H." That should have been "neighbourhood." :oops:
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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Keb » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:04 pm

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I know that Canadians spell things differently, but come on...

If you ever found yourself in East Toronto, you'd understand. ;)

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:06 pm

Keb wrote:If you ever found yourself in East Toronto, you'd understand. ;)


OK, that's a low blow and you know it. :smt013
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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Keb » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:15 pm

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OK, that's a low blow and you know it. :smt013

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Stephen Day » Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:01 am

Keb wrote:Image


:lol:

I love the way his shoes just come flying off.
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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:40 am

Stephen Day wrote:
:lol:

I love the way his shoes just come flying off.


I love that the other dude just has no need for a chair. He's just like fuck it, I'm gonna kneel down in front of this miniature computer desk and post at what I guess is the black people version of the Outhouse while my buddy dances around a running treadmill set on full speed.

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby The Beast » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:17 am

e_galston wrote:so if white people are winterfolk and black people are summer (at least that's what i think i read i'm confused) what are gay people?


Winterfolk are not white people. Cultures that developed in regions that have winter are more technologically advanced and compassionate towards one another because they have to work together to survive during the cold season when things won't grow and there's less food to hunt.

Necessity is the mother of invention, and Winter is the mother of all necessities.

Gay people are just like the rest of us, living a modern lifestyle defined by the technological achievements of Winterfolk. What white people like the women in that video don't understand is why they should be forced to celebrate cultural diversity when the rest of the world is assimilating to modern civilization as defined by Winterfolk anyways? White people from Northern Europe were assimilated by Rome and all the cultural heritage we hold on to is a handful of stat holidays that don't mean anything to us other than an excuse to spend time with friends and family on special occasions, usually during the winter months to share supplies and boost moral.

So all the Progressive Socialists got butthurt because I don't believe all cultures are created equal due to their geological locations and their seasonal challenges. Then they try to label me a racist, despite the fact that anyone who has access to the internet and command of the English language are assimilated Winterfolk anyways.

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:36 am

Ntikrst wrote:
Winterfolk are not white people. Cultures that developed in regions that have winter are more technologically advanced and compassionate towards one another because they have to work together to survive during the cold season when things won't grow and there's less food to hunt.

Necessity is the mother of invention, and Winter is the mother of all necessities.


The Eskimoes are perfect proof of this ,as they invented the light bulb, television, the internet...oh wait, they didn't. I guess not all Winterfolk are created equal. Especially the nonwhite ones.
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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby The Beast » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:59 am

Juan Cena wrote:
The Eskimoes are perfect proof of this ,as they invented the light bulb, television, the internet...oh wait, they didn't. I guess not all Winterfolk are created equal. Especially the nonwhite ones.


What about the Chinese? They are technologically superior in some ways compared to Europe and have contributed many discoveries that define the modern world we live in. That's a nonwhite race, isn't it?

Eskimos aren't as technologically advanced as Europeans or Asians because they are highly specialized to survive in a harsh environment but in that regard they are superior to some of their Winterfolk counterparts. One could argue that their Culture has survived better than their southern cousins who were largely eradicated and/or assimilated.

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby SuperginraiX » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:07 am

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Thunderstorm » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:28 am

Juan Cena wrote:
The Eskimoes are perfect proof of this ,as they invented the light bulb, television, the internet...oh wait, they didn't. I guess not all Winterfolk are created equal. Especially the nonwhite ones.


Why do you hate Eskimos? They invented the Igloo. I don't see anyone in Africa with an igloo.

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Re: White people, please explain pt. 2

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:02 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:
Why do you hate Eskimos? They invented the Igloo. I don't see anyone in Africa with an igloo.



The Summer folk were quick to realize that the igloo's ice melts quickly in the hot African sun.
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