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by **Dragavon** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:00 pm

My girlfriend asked me about the List (the famous celebrities you can sleep with and not be in trouble list) and I could only think of three.

So my first thought was to turn to The Outhouse in my time of need and ask: Who's on your list?

by **Miracloman** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:02 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:My girlfriend asked me about the List (the famous celebrities you can sleep with and not be in trouble list) and I could only think of three.

So my first thought was to turn to The Outhouse in my time of need and ask: Who's on your list?

Are you that insane/desperate?

by **Dragavon** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:03 pm

Miracloman wrote:
Are you that insane/desperate?

Yes to the first, no to the second. :lol:

by **Victorian Squid** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:07 pm

I honestly thought that was something people only did on sitcoms. Think carefully. When you enter a room, do you hear a laugh-track?

by **MistaT** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:09 pm

Well who's your three first of all...

by **Dragavon** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:09 pm

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I honestly thought that was something people only did on sitcoms. Think carefully. When you enter a room, do you hear a laugh-track?

Only the one in my head. :smt102

by **Dragavon** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:09 pm

MistaT wrote:Well who's you three first of all...

Selena Gomez
Keira Knightley
Sasha Grey

by **MistaT** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:14 pm

Salma Hayek

by **bkthomson** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:14 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Selena Gomez
Keira Knightley
Sasha Grey

See comments above.

by **Dragavon** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:16 pm

bkthomson wrote:
See comments above.

Fine. Who's on your list? :lol:

by **Strict31** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:19 pm

It's best to have a list comprised of fictional bitches. Like Seven of Nine instead of Jeri Ryan. You can't get caught chatting with Seven of Nine on Google+, after all.

Plus, it's never alright for you to want to fuck the bitches on your list. Your girl may say it's alright, but she's just silently keeping track. You'll never knew when it's gonna pop up, but it will.

"You remember that time you wanted to have sex with Sash Grey?"

"B-b-but I didn't...!"

"You WANTED to! That's enough!"

by **bkthomson** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:19 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Fine. Who's on your list?

My Wife
My Wife
My Wife

by **Cat-Scratch** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:38 pm

My list is too long. :oops:

by **covalesky** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:41 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:My girlfriend asked me about the List (the famous celebrities you can sleep with and not be in trouble list) and I could only think of three.

So my first thought was to turn to The Outhouse in my time of need and ask: Who's on your list?

Is this a real thing? I thought this was a movie thing.

If i look twice at any woman, famous or not, I get the evil eye from the wife.

by **Dragavon** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:46 pm

covalesky wrote:
Is this a real thing? I thought this was a movie thing.

If i look twice at any woman, famous or not, I get the evil eye from the wife.

My gf may have gotten it from the movies. I have no idea. But she has her list. And she's asked me for mine. :lol: