For a damn long time now, companies have been trying to get people into the "must spend money now" frame of mind that Christmas brings about earlier and earlier. People see tinsel and wreaths and lights, and they associate it with buying things. Companies want people to put their spending into overdrive earlier, so they "start" Christmas in October. They've already run right over Thanksgiving when it comes to public consciousness (really, it's just become a mile marker on the way to Christmas), and now they're trying to do the same with Halloween.
The witness said Mr Brown then called out to Ms Hay's adult daughter: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f***ing your mother!".
Jude Terror 12:19 AM
I put my dick in one of the bagels once.