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Postby DeadFett » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:20 am

Jeff wrote:They don't value your call, they want you dead. Smooth jazz is the quickest route to achieve this.

It's certainly the quickest way to get me hang up.


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Postby Starlord » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:54 am

you think the smooth jazz is worse than the barry manillow muzak? I want to put a gun to my head with that stuff.
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Postby Woody » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:51 am

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man- that chick is ugly

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Postby Jeff » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:08 am

Woody wrote:man- that chick is ugly
Hairy too. Frighteningly hairy.
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