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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:14 pm

That every crap place has freakin' smooth jazz on the phone while they put you on hold? SMOOTH JAZZ SUCKS, YOU MORONS!!!

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Postby Lord Simian » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:15 pm

Because being placed on hold is how we say WE HATE YOU YOU BRAINLESS MUTANT.

Enjoy! :D
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:19 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Because being placed on hold is how we say WE HATE YOU YOU BRAINLESS MUTANT.

Enjoy! :D
Figures it's part of some sinister plot by you. Luckily, I poisoned the world's supply of bananas beforehand...

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Postby Lord Simian » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:26 pm

john lewis wrote:Figures it's part of some sinister plot by you. Luckily, I poisoned the world's supply of bananas beforehand...


Actually, that's not MY plot, that's RETAIL and COMMERCIALISM's plot. But I will say, it's a good one.
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Postby Carrie » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:34 pm

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Am I the only one who notices the resemblance between that pic and your avatar? See, Steven Moffat knows what scares people! :-D

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Postby Lord Simian » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:36 pm

Carrie wrote:Am I the only one who notices the resemblance between that pic and your avatar? See, Steven Moffat knows what scares people! :-D


I swear to Kong, that was EXACTLY my thoughts!
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Postby Carrie » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:38 pm

Lord Simian wrote:I swear to Kong, that was EXACTLY my thoughts!


It's uncanny! :shock:

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Postby superfictious » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:39 pm

Carrie wrote:Am I the only one who notices the resemblance between that pic and your avatar? See, Steven Moffat knows what scares people! :-D


:lol: I actually noticed it too. When it's time for a new avatar, I won't have far to look.

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Postby Carrie » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:42 pm

Black_Kryptonian wrote::lol: I actually noticed it too. When it's time for a new avatar, I won't have far to look.


Or you could use a picture of that creepy ass Chloe Webber from Fear Her. :?

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Postby superfictious » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:48 pm

Carrie wrote:Or you could use a picture of that creepy ass Chloe Webber from Fear Her. :?


No, I think Mr. Bolton strikes more fear into the heart of man.

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Postby Jonathan » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:33 pm

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Postby Jeff » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:46 am

They don't value your call, they want you dead. Smooth jazz is the quickest route to achieve this.
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