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My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby BlueStreak » Sat May 19, 2012 8:40 pm

To her face no less. It was pretty fantastic.

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Sat May 19, 2012 8:43 pm

BlueMole wrote:To her face no less. It was pretty fantastic.


You're welcome.

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby bkthomson » Sat May 19, 2012 8:43 pm

Lucky man.
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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby BlueStreak » Sat May 19, 2012 8:44 pm

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You're welcome.


Literally my favorite curse in the world. I use it often.

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Sat May 19, 2012 8:47 pm

Its my outhouse legacy.

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat May 19, 2012 8:49 pm

Needs more context. For the :lol:
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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby Timbales » Sat May 19, 2012 8:53 pm

they were fruit and cake?
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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby Zenguru » Sat May 19, 2012 9:07 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:
You're welcome.

Were you the woman his wife cursed at?

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby covalesky » Sun May 20, 2012 6:04 pm

What does it mean?

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby Rockman » Sun May 20, 2012 7:36 pm

Newton is this autistic kid that keeps emailing the site and members of the site complaining about irrelevent things, or complaining about people with divergent opinions than him. The staff makes fun of him quite often.

*We don't know that he's actually autistic

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby spidertour02 » Sun May 20, 2012 7:40 pm

I would've loved to see the bewildered look on that person's face. "A what?" :lol:
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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby BlueStreak » Sun May 20, 2012 7:51 pm

Rockman wrote:Newton is this autistic kid that keeps emailing the site and members of the site complaining about irrelevent things, or complaining about people with divergent opinions than him. The staff makes fun of him quite often.

*We don't know that he's actually autistic


It's also what the swear filter replaces when the word cunt rag is used.
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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby Herald » Sun May 20, 2012 8:04 pm

What kind of Newton??
Be specific.

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Re: Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby bkthomson » Sun May 20, 2012 8:11 pm

Herald wrote:What kind of Newton??
Be specific.

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Re: My wife called someone a Newton today

Postby sdsichero » Sun May 20, 2012 11:59 pm

BlueMole wrote:To her face no less. It was pretty fantastic.


Does she have a sister? :smt007



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