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by **ReturnoftheMack** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:21 pm

Everybody has a special talent. It might be drawing. It might be singing. For Masanobu Sato, it's jerking off.

Since 2009, the Tokyo native has held the masturbation world record at San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon for the longest continuous time spent masturbating: 9 hours and 58 minutes. To prepare for the event, Sato swam twice weekly and gained five kilograms of muscle.

Sato is, as Vice.com declared, a world-class wanker.
Dutch TV show Metropolis traveled to Tokyo to interview Sato. A NSFW teaser for the interview can be seen in the above gallery.

In it, Sato talked about how he begins his day, while his longtime girlfriend tracks his wank time with an iPhone app. According to Sato, his girlfriend isn't too interested in sex. He doesn't seem too chuffed, though.

According to Sato's girlfriend, masturbation is her boyfriend's hobby. Hers is, well, dressing-making.

Online in Japan, the reaction to the clip (and Sato) ranges from bewilderment to amazed to embarrassment. "He's the shame of Japan," wrote one 2ch commenter after seeing the clip.

Sato does nicely sum up so many contemporary buzzwords and topics about Japan: lack of interest in sex as well as the country's declining birthrate. But that's not all. In one interview segment, Sato talked about what kind of adult films he enjoys, pulling out an adult anime.

"A real female, of course, smells, is dirty…" Masanobu said. "Of course, because it's a human being, it has lots of things. So we have this anime, isn't it clean and pretty?"

In Japan, it's popular to divide men into two camps: "niku-shoku" (meat-eater) and "sou-shoku" (grass-eater). The meat-eaters are aggressive, tough dudes. In the last few years, pundits are saying that more and more young men are passive grass-eaters—unwilling to take charge and feeling like they have nothing to prove, even if it playing with yourself for ten hours straight.

http://kotaku.com/5871167/world-masturb ... /gallery/1

by **guitarsmashley** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:07 am

Better him self and not little girls right?

by **Eli Katz** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:31 am

Japan seems to be a hotbed of sexual dysfunction.

by **Log-Man** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:12 am

Wow. Words fail me.

I am looking forward to the commercial: "There's an app for that!"

by **avengingtitan** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:23 am

There really is a world champion for everything.

by **Eli Katz** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:48 am

The video pushes this story into a super creepy category.

by **Jubilee** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:54 am

So many chap jokes so little time.

by **Doc Jon** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:47 am

I sooooo don't want to see that video, yet I feel I should watch it...

by **achilles** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:54 am

Er...there are so many jokes that occur, but in the end, I'm simply not going anywhere near this... :shock:

by **DMM** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:08 am

Eli Katz wrote:The video pushes this story into a super creepy category.

LOL--indeed. :smt005

by **Victorian Squid** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:57 am

Eli Katz wrote:The video pushes this story into a super creepy category.

If I wanted to see Japanese people masturbating, I'd go to the college library.

by **TerriG** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:31 am

i think its more the fact that its expensive as fuck to have/raise kids in japan that there's a declining birthrate

not only that but most western countries don't pop out enough kids to replace themselves anymore (unless you're America and sustain yourself with immigration)

by **Eli Katz** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:38 pm

Rebis wrote:
If I wanted to see Japanese people masturbating, I'd go to the college library.

But can you see them jerking and sewing at the library? I didn't think so.

by **Lord Ice** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:45 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Better him self and not little girls right?

There are loli and shota dolls if he did get that urge. I did watch a video of a hot girl using one the other day. :shock:

by **DMM** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:49 pm

Eli Katz wrote:The video pushes this story into a super creepy category.

It's surreal. That poor kitty cat.

A couple of questions:
1) Does he let the cat lay on him the whole time he's masturbating?
2) Is her app some kind of special masturbation timer, or simply a stop-watch? If it's the latter, why does she make a big deal out of it like it's some fancy app?
3) Does this guy always beat off to gameshows hosted by bald men?
4) Does anybody else ever sit in that little chair thing?
5) Do they have jobs?