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Worst Christmas Movies Of All Time

Postby Benderbrau » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:45 pm

Moviefone.com have compiled their list of worst Christmas movies of all time

1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
2. The Santa Clause 3 (2006)
3. Deck the Halls (2006)
4. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
5. Four Christmases (2008)
6. Surviving Christmas (2004)
7. Jingle All the Way (1996)
8. Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
9. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
10. Reindeer Games (2000)
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Postby Chris » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:48 pm

How can anyone hate Jingle All The Way?

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Postby MrWadeWilsonHimself » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:42 pm

TURBO MAN!!

Chirstmas with the kranks sucks, along wit Santa Clause, One, two, three, four, five, six and seven
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Postby Rockman » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:52 pm

Jingle All the Way is enjoyable, as was Santa Clause 3 (hey guys it's for the kids!), and Deck the Halls. They wouldn't make any top ten lists, but they don't deserve to be on this list for sure. Santa Clause 2 however, was bad for adults and children alike and should have been no the list.

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Postby Zechs » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:09 pm

I dunno. The first Santa Clause was good. The others.. eh.. I wanted to punch that head elf who kept fucking things up for Santa. Also I too love Jingle All the Way. I mean there are some massive plot holes, but really of all people Sinbad and Phil Hartman make that movie magical.
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Postby Allen » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:59 pm

Four Christmases was tolerable.

This list does fail for not including the Miracle on 34th Street remake.

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Re: Worst Christmas Movies Of All Time

Postby Miracloman » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:28 pm

My personal ranking and their equivalent.


3.The Santa Clause 2=bad fruit cake
2.Jingle All the Way =tangled Christmas lights
1.Reindeer Games =lump of coal

An if we are talking about Jim Carey Grich movie I am calling bull shit.

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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:47 pm

ironmanchild wrote:Jingle All the Way is enjoyable, as was Santa Clause 3 (hey guys it's for the kids!), and Deck the Halls. They wouldn't make any top ten lists, but they don't deserve to be on this list for sure. Santa Clause 2 however, was bad for adults and children alike and should have been no the list.


No. Jingle All The Way was not enjoyable. Not even for kids.
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Postby Guest » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:08 pm

Jingle all trhe way was pretty enjoyable.

I did see it as a child however. :?

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Postby Mr_Batman » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:27 pm

4 Christmases is ok

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Postby Wisdom000 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:37 pm

I gotta say, I agree with that list pretty universally... though I would trade out Jingle with the 34thstreet remake. At least Jingle is watchable.
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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:39 pm

What the hell? What's with all the Jingle All the Way love in here? I'm the biggest fan of Phil Hartman ever, but even he couldn't save this crappy movie.
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Postby God Impulse2k1 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:54 pm

Dude the first Santa Clause was good.
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Postby Juan Cena » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:09 pm

Christmas Vacation. Hate that movie. Depressing as heck.
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Postby Rockman » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:28 pm

The Nacireman wrote:Christmas Vacation. Hate that movie. Depressing as heck.


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