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[superfictious]

Einstein married his first cousin, so I guess I can't be too haughty about it.

[DonDaddyD]

I cross-referenced to make sure it was accurate.

I'm not saying I'd approve of it either, but the UK has a proud royal tradition of marrying first cousins that extends all the way up to George V (WWI).

Oh god yes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haemophili ... an_royalty

It's why they've been strongly encouraged to marry outside of Royalty. I think Prince Charles had a problem with his bones healing/regenerating - whatever the thing they're supposed to do naturally.

[Strict31]

I thought about it many years ago. But she wasn't a first cousin. I don't have any first cousins. She was irritating as hell when we were kids, and when we got older, she had a crush on me. By the time we were both in college, she'd started filling out a micro-skirt pretty nicely. If she wasn't my cousin, I'd have fucked her. Marriage...not so much. Never acted on it because she's family. Even though she's not a first cousin, it would be weird.

[MistaT]

I thought about it many years ago. But she wasn't a first cousin. I don't have any first cousins. She was irritating as hell when we were kids, and when we got older, she had a crush on me. By the time we were both in college, she'd started filling out a micro-skirt pretty nicely. If she wasn't my cousin, I'd have fucked her. Marriage...not so much. Never acted on it because she's family. Even though she's not a first cousin, it would be weird.

What if your cousin was a Space Bitch. What then?!

[Strict31]

What if your cousin was a Space Bitch. What then?!

Impossible. She is human. But if she had been a space bitch, perhaps disguised as a human, I would have been forced to explode her.

[Timbales]

get this -

My grandmother married George and had two daughters. George died. Two years later, she married George's brother Lyle and had 4 boys.

One of my uncles has a hot son. He'd be my 1 1/2 cousin, would that be alright?

[DMM]

I would. I don't want to go into details, but I may have fooled around with a first cousin, and I don't regret it.

[Cernunnos]

One of my great-great grandfathers married his first cousin, and I think I turned out OK.

[DMM]

I wouldn't make babies with my first cousin, though. I would make babies with a more distant cousin.

[Strict31]

I would. I don't want to go into details, but I may have fooled around with a first cousin, and I don't regret it.

Bro, at this point...uh...well, I'm just sayin', nothing you tell us is really gonna be a surprise.

[superfictious]

Stepsisters and cousins...where forbidden fruit meets sticking to what you know.

[Timbales]

Stepsisters and cousins...where forbidden fruit meets sticking to what you know.

stepsisters area already damaged goods, you're just helping them along the road to being a stripper

[TerriG]

No way.

I remember meeting a cousin later in life from my dad's side of the family that I thought was cute but the idea of anything sexual? Just ew.

[Strict31]

Stepsisters and cousins...where forbidden fruit meets sticking to what you know.

Literally in some cases.

The most romantic words ever screamed in a Kentucky trailer park: "Get off'a me, paw! Yer crushin' mah Marlboros!"

[guitarsmashley]

does she do anal?