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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:57 am

guitarsmashley wrote:so then we can say eating pussy? This is truly a great day for the internet.


You were thinking you couldn't?
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Postby Starlord » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:06 am

DeadFett wrote:Maybe he made out with Tom Selleck?


my first thought was, "What did that guy's breath smell like!" :shock:
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Postby DeadFett » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:11 am

guitarsmashley wrote:so then we can say eating pussy? This is truly a great day for the internet.


Indeed.
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Postby DeadFett » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:12 am

starlord wrote:my first thought was, "What did that guy's breath smell like!" :shock:


Yeah, must've been horrible.
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:36 am

starlord wrote:my first thought was, "What did that guy's breath smell like!" :shock:


Well, I assume it smelled like MAGNUM.
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Postby nietoperz » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:00 am

Lord Simian wrote:Well, I assume it smelled like MAGNUM.


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Postby Starlord » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:27 am

nietoperz wrote:Image


you know, that may have made me consider the alternative.
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Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:11 am

I wish I knew how to quit you.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby Starlord » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:28 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:I wish I knew how to quit you.


it's alright, you complete me.
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
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I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
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I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:45 am

this place needs to be 16% gayer.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby Starlord » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:37 am

guitarsmashley wrote:this place needs to be 16% gayer.


only 16%? Hell, buddy, wait til you see how I'm redecorating the rec room. :wink:
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:35 pm

So what do I have to do to make everyone else...well at least 4 of you horny too?
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby Starlord » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:23 pm

Which four? :?
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
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I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Good-bye.."

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Postby Zenguru » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:25 pm

starlord wrote:Which four? :?
Not me.

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:51 pm

starlord wrote:Which four? :?


I dunno the first 4 that strike up the right kind of conversation I suppose.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


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