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Yoni makes me horney!

Postby Starlord » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:01 pm

There, I said it. And I'm not ashamed, either. 8)
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Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.

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Postby Carrie » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:42 pm

Who doesn't make you horny? :roll: :P

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Postby Starlord » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:25 pm

Carrie wrote:Who doesn't make you horny? :roll: :P


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really does nothing for me.
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Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.

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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:27 pm

It's Yoni's JewFro, isn't it?
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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:39 pm

Lord Simian wrote:It's Yoni's JewFro, isn't it?


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I miss college yoni.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: Yoni makes me horney!

Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:41 pm

starlord wrote:There, I said it. And I'm not ashamed, either. 8)


perhaps you want us to be like rabbits

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doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:41 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Image

I miss college yoni.


Sayeth Smashley, forlornly.... :wink:
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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:46 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Sayeth Smashley, forlornly.... :wink:


yeah I got to drop about 30 lbs to be back to the weight I was in that picture.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:47 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:yeah I got to drop about 30 lbs to be back to the weight I was in that picture.


Better do it, 'fore she drops you. ;)
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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:50 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Better do it, 'fore she drops you. ;)

Oh don't worry I'm working on it. Last week it was :shudder: 35
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:58 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Oh don't worry I'm working on it. Last week it was :shudder: 35


Awesome. You have six weeks. ;)
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Postby Starlord » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:10 am

it's not about a person's weight. I have always found men who have meat on their bones to be even more attractive. No, it's what's in your pants... errr... heart. I ment to say heart. :oops:
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Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:23 am

starlord wrote:it's not about a person's weight. I have always found men who have meat on their bones to be even more attractive. No, it's what's in your pants... errr... heart. I ment to say heart. :oops:


I get it more cushion for the pushin...all I know is you better have a mustache.


Related story way back when I was a young scrapper I asked someone what eating pussy was like...can we say eating pussy here??? I mean I know it's not a family place but come on I got to say eating pussy...anyway he said it's like making out with a guy with a mustache...


years later...Why would that kid know what it's like to make out with a guy with a mustache.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Postby DeadFett » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:42 am

Maybe he made out with Tom Selleck?
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Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:52 am

DeadFett wrote:Maybe he made out with Tom Selleck?


so then we can say eating pussy? This is truly a great day for the internet.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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