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[nietoperz]

you know what gets me with stuff like this is that 90 some percent of the guys that age are doing it, so it blows my mind that they would harass this kid about it.

A couple of weeks ago I was wearing my Atari Asteroids t-shirt that says, "Get your rocks off." Now the kid is 15 and not stupid, but he asks me what that means, so I make the hand gesture and he does that ewww that's so gross. You've got to be sick to do that.

The ironic part is, he had stayed at his older sisters house a month before and later my niece received a bill for a pay per view porn that he watched after everybody went to bed. Not only did he watch it, but when she called to question it, she found out he had rewound three different parts at least five times each. This was one of those things that us "grown ups" all knew about and chuckled. I mean come one, boys will be boys, right?

But when he did that matcho bullshit, I nearly called him on that incident. But I kept my mouth shut.

Wow, that was a long and rambling story. LOL!

That may be a 'dad' thing, though - kids that age don't like to hear or think about stuff like that from their parents.

And you're right, of course - the kids who tormented the guy they caught were just trying to be cool. The problem with Andy was that he desperately wanted to be one of the popular kids, or at least accepted by them. What happened just knocked him for six.

Having said that, I understand that he's got a brilliant career now, not to mention a great family. He's a bureau chief for Reuters. I have no idea what happened to the guys who tormented him, but I like to think they lead boring-ass lives now.

[Starlord]

well good for that kid. Let's say the tormentors were all arrested one night with indecent exposure during a raid at an adult book store.

[KING King Impulse]

This kid two years above me at high school did it in class. He might have got away with it if he didn't get to the end and mutter 'Christine.' Christine turned round hearing her name and saw what he was doing. Apparently his strict Muslim father broke the kid's wanking hand when he found out.

Last year, someone walked in on this (different) kid doing it in front of a mirror. You gotta have some great self esteem when your main sexual fantasy is yourself

[MoneyMelon]

This kid two years above me at high school did it in class. He might have got away with it if he didn't get to the end and mutter 'Christine.' Christine turned round hearing her name and saw what he was doing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Starlord]

a woman at work has a son who while in high school a few years ago, took the video recorder and recordered himself doing it. I guess he played it back and watched it, not realizing that his mother and younger brother had got home and were watching him watch it from the kitchen doorway.

AWKWARD!!!

[nietoperz]

a woman at work has a son who while in high school a few years ago, took the video recorder and recordered himself doing it. I guess he played it back and watched it, not realizing that his mother and younger brother had got home and were watching him watch it from the kitchen doorway.

AWKWARD!!!

Ha!

Why would someone want to watch a video of themselves wanking?

[MoneyMelon]

Ha!

Why would someone want to watch a video of themselves wanking?

Perhaps he wanted to review his technique

[Starlord]

Ha!

Why would someone want to watch a video of themselves wanking?

Merit Badge?

[Daniel]

I've heard that kids (I assume mainly boys) at school do it in the stalls. That's why when I go for a piss, I keep my distance. Besides, I really have no urge to wank in a filthy place like that.

[xaraan]

hmm, after thinking about it, considering I work from home, I guess I have
But I never did at any other job I've had (sex is a different matter though)

[Daniel]

hmm, after thinking about it, considering I work from home, I guess I have
But I never did at any other job I've had (sex is a different matter though)

Your own fist doesn't count.

[xaraan]

Your own fist doesn't count.

wasn't my fist

[b.lumpkin]

I have.

I did once at my first job when i was 16.

In the employee bathroom though, not on anyone's food. In retrospect this story would be better if I did it in the soup.

[False Prophet]

dry spell + hour long break + large bathroom stalls = yes

[Zero]

Having said that, I understand that he's got a brilliant career now, not to mention a great family. He's a bureau chief for Reuters. I have no idea what happened to the guys who tormented him, but I like to think they lead boring-ass lives now.

At a sleepover when I was in highscool, one of the lads fingered a girl on the couch. Eugh.
What happened the next morning though, was that somehow it got around that the sound was actually a completely different guy wanking in a room with ten other people. It spread round the school like wildfire come monday, and in PE on Monday afternoon one of our coaches was heard laughing and shouting 'Bashing thye Bishop?!' from his office. Hilarity all round.
When the truth came out it was even funnier, because the girl didn't live it down.