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Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much Nothing

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Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much Nothing

Postby LOLtron » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:00 pm

Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much Nothing

Take a look at this preview from Age of Ultron #5, in which pretty much the same stuff that happened in #1 and #2 happens again.



Source: Press Release

Bunch of robots shooting lasers in a destroyed cityscape? Check.

Heroes standing around looking depressed in a basement somewhere? Check.

And that describes just about every preview we've seen from any Age of Ultron related book, as well as what actually happens in the first two issues that have already been released. It's also what happens in this latest preview, from issue # goddamn 5.

One would think that, by the fifth issue of a ten issue series, the heroes would probably get out of that damn basement and start actually doing something. Maybe that is the shocking conclusion that Joe Quesada insisted he had to draw himself in the final issue. The heroes finally stop moping around and leave the basement, perhaps to get sandwiches or something.

Wait a minute... Is Age of Ultron actually a metaphor for the life of the fanboy?

Here's the press release:

SUBMIT OR PERISH – Your First Look At AGE OF ULTRON #5!

This April, the fight against the mechanical menace Ultron has reached a fever pitch in Age Of Ultron #5, courtesy of the blockbuster creative team of Brian Michael Bendis and Bryan Hitch! The few remaining members of Earth’s Mightiest must head to the Savage Land in the hopes of finding a way to survive and turn the tide of war! But with half of the heroes dead, are they enough to stop Ultron?

With the robotic revolution in full force, no fan can miss how Age of Ultron will ultimately change the Marvel Universe leaving no hero or villain unscathed! So what are you waiting for? Head on over to your local comic shop and reserve a copy of Age of Ultron #5!

AGE OF ULTRON #5 (FEB130477)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
FOC – 3/18/13, ON-SALE – 4/10/13 













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Re: Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much

Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:25 pm

"Ultrons Of Future Past"
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Postby GHERU » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:28 pm

at this point, how are there still that many buildings standing in House of Flashpoint?
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Postby bkthomson » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:29 pm

GHERU wrote:at this point, how are there still that many buildings standing in House of Flashpoint?


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Re: Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much

Postby ImperiusRex » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:40 pm

Where the fuck is Ultron? Is he even going to appear before issue 9?

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Re: Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much

Postby Lord Ice » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:34 pm

ImperiusRex wrote:Where the fuck is Ultron? Is he even going to appear before issue 9?


Damn you just spoiled what happens in the final pages in issue 10. Ultron wakes up and says "I just had the weirdest dream." :lol:
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Re: Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:43 pm

Lord Ice wrote:
Damn you just spoiled what happens in the final pages in issue 10. Ultron wakes up and says "I just had the weirdest dream." :lol:


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Postby Chesscub » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:51 pm

Photom and Storm got Rosa Parks'd cause they're stuck in the back of the cover.

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Re: Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much

Postby The Beast » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:30 pm

Lord Ice wrote:
Damn you just spoiled what happens in the final pages in issue 10. Ultron wakes up and says "I just had the weirdest dream." :lol:


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Re: Age of Ultron #5 First Look Reveals... Well, Pretty Much

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:32 pm

Maybe Ultron is holding out for a better contract and refuses to appear in the book until he gets more money.
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