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by **LOLtron** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:27 pm

Another Black Guy Joins Thor 2 Cast (Plus Kat Dennings)

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje joins the cast of Thor 2 (oh, and so did Kat Dennings)!

Source: Variety

Hoping to capitalize on the controversy generated by the bitching of closet racists and the persecuted white minority when Heimdall was cast as a black man in Thor, Marvel has decided to hire another black actor for the sequel: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Triple-A, as we intend to call him since we will never be typing out his name again, is best known for his roles as Adebisi on HBO prison sex thriller Oz and as Mr. Eko on LOST!

The Outhouse was hoping Triple-A would be replacing Kat Dennings in the role of Darcy Lewis, which would have pissed off both possible white supremacists and fans of fat tits, but as it turns out he will be playing the role of Kurse, a "dark" elf, which is just the right amount of racist, if you ask this reporter. Dennings is returning to reprise her role as Darcy instead.

Thor 2: The Dark World is scheduled to hit theaters on November 8, 2013. Along with Dennings, Triple-A joins Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Jamie Alexander, Stellan Skarsfard, Rene Russo, and Christopher Eccleston, who will play Malekith the Accursed, leader of the Dark Elves, and the big bad of the film.

Written or Contributed by Jude Terror

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by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:39 pm

LOLtron wrote:Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje joins the cast of Thor 2 (oh, and so did Kat Dennings)!
Source: Variety

Hoping to capitalize on the controversy generated by the bitching of closet racists and the persecuted white minority when Heimdall was cast as a black man in Thor, Marvel has decided to hire another black actor for the sequel: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Triple-A, as we intend to call him since we will never be typing out his name again, is best known for his roles as Adebisi on HBO prison sex thriller Oz and as Mr. Eko on LOST! The Outhouse was hoping Triple-A would be replacing Kat Dennings in the role of Darcy Lewis, which would have pissed off both possible white supremacists and fans of fat tits, but as it turns out he will be playing the role of Kurse, a "dark" elf, which is just the right amount of racist, if you ask this reporter. Dennings is returning to reprise her role as Darcy instead. Thor 2: The Dark World is scheduled to hit theaters on November 8, 2013. Along with Dennings, Triple-A joins Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Jamie Alexander, Stellan Skarsfard, Rene Russo, and Christopher Eccleston, who will play Malekith the Accursed, leader of the Dark Elves, and the big bad of the film.

Written or Contributed by Jude Terror
READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS!

Kurse the black elf... making cookies in the tree...

Right after he kicks the shit out of Thor and friends. :-D

What? He has nothing to do with making cookies? Dark elf? DAMNIT!!! :smt013

I need some Kat Dennings pin-ups to make me happy now...

by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:43 pm

By the way, why is this man not playing T'Challa?

Oh yeah, he was in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra as Heavy Duty....

by **IvCNuB4** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:44 pm

The guy is 6'2" and he's playing an elf ?

by **Dragavon** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:15 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:The guy is 6'2" and he's playing an elf ?

This guy is 6'0" and also playing a elf:

by **Keb** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:26 pm

We never did find out how Adebisi keeps that hat on his head.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:30 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:By the way, why is this man not playing T'Challa?

Oh yeah, he was in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra as Heavy Duty....

So that's two guys from that movie in this movie? :smt108

by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:38 pm

Keb wrote:We never did find out how Adebisi keeps that hat on his head.

It would not dare to piss him off by falling off.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:40 pm

Dragavon wrote:So that's two guys from that movie in this movie?

by **draco x** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:52 pm

Yeah, I remember this guy from the Mummy Returns, The Bourne Identity and Killer Elite-the funny thing is that the characters he plays usually gets killed off in the film so I am betting that he gets killed off as Kurse in the movie.

by **draco x** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:54 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Kurse the black elf... making cookies in the tree...

Right after he kicks the shit out of Thor and friends.

What? He has nothing to do with making cookies? Dark elf? DAMNIT!!!

I need some Kat Dennings pin-ups to make me happy now...

Kurse, the predecessor of Doomsday in the Thor books. I would love to see these two fight if possible.

by **draco x** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:55 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:By the way, why is this man not playing T'Challa?

Oh yeah, he was in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra as Heavy Duty....

I would prefer Michael Jai White or Chewetel Ejiofior as T'Challa myself.

by **Keb** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:13 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:
It would not dare to piss him off by falling off.

by **DMM** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:25 am

I like fat tits. I like little niblets, too. The upturned, protruding probosces. They come two to a package, brother. Some are larger, some are smaller, but I ain't never seen one I didn't like.