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Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje joins the cast of Thor 2 (oh, and so did Kat Dennings)!
Hoping to capitalize on the controversy generated by the bitching of closet racists and the persecuted white minority when Heimdall was cast as a black man in Thor, Marvel has decided to hire another black actor for the sequel: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Triple-A, as we intend to call him since we will never be typing out his name again, is best known for his roles as Adebisi on HBO prison sex thriller Oz and as Mr. Eko on LOST!
The Outhouse was hoping Triple-A would be replacing Kat Dennings in the role of Darcy Lewis, which would have pissed off both possible white supremacists and fans of fat tits, but as it turns out he will be playing the role of Kurse, a "dark" elf, which is just the right amount of racist, if you ask this reporter. Dennings is returning to reprise her role as Darcy instead.
Thor 2: The Dark World is scheduled to hit theaters on November 8, 2013. Along with Dennings, Triple-A joins Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Jamie Alexander, Stellan Skarsfard, Rene Russo, and Christopher Eccleston, who will play Malekith the Accursed, leader of the Dark Elves, and the big bad of the film.
Written or Contributed by Jude Terror
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