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by Punchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:15 pm

Not much happens in this issue at all really, but it was decent nonetheless. Johns dials down the aggressive ‘AQUAMAN IS TOTALLY AWESOME YOU GUYS’ thing a bit, and it’s more natural. Although he does shift a little to ‘MERA IS TOTALLY AWESOME TOO YOU GUYS’ instead, and Mera will never be awesome. Ivan Reis’ art was great as per usual, and there’s also another plotline introduced with the mysterious person in Arthur’s photo-album. The Trench are a cool visual, but they aren’t that interesting, let’s hope #3 will make me like them better.

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by Punchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:15 pm

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by chap22 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:53 pm

Mera actually is, in fact, awesome. i do NOT however like the new "Mera is a raging bitch" vibe Johns inserts this issue.

other than that, i pretty much agree with you, Punch: there's just not much here. the art is freaking beautiful, but the Trench are boring, Aquaman's still boring, i'm still tired of every bit character commenting about what Aquaman can and can't do, and this story doesn't feel epic or even all that important in any way. 2 issues in and it's basically just a small group of humanoid piranha terrorizing about 15 people on a dock. big whoop.

this book is gonna need something more than just Reis's art to keep me on-board longer than 5-6 issues.

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by chap22 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:53 pm

rdrsfn82 wrote:Chap is right.

Chris wrote:chap is right.

john lewis wrote:I got nothing but respect for [Chap]

DMM wrote:Chap knows what he's talking about.

MoneyMelon wrote:chap is right about pretty much everything

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by outsider » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:59 pm

chap22 wrote:Mera actually is, in fact, awesome.

I may have asked this before, but are there any red-haired female characters you don't like?

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by outsider » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:59 pm

chap22 wrote:Mera actually is, in fact, awesome.

I may have asked this before, but are there any red-haired female characters you don't like?

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:03 pm

Punchy wrote:Mera will never be awesome.

You know nothing of Mera.
It's particualrly sad that even Geoff Johns knows better than you.

Watch and learn:

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:03 pm

Punchy wrote:Mera will never be awesome.

You know nothing of Mera.
It's particualrly sad that even Geoff Johns knows better than you.

Watch and learn:

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by outsider » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:06 pm

Herald wrote:Watch and learn:

If you're referencing a comic that predates Punchy reading comics (2001, imo), then you'll only reinforce his stance.

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by outsider » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:06 pm

Herald wrote:Watch and learn:

If you're referencing a comic that predates Punchy reading comics (2001, imo), then you'll only reinforce his stance.

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by chap22 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:11 pm

cncoyle wrote:I may have asked this before, but are there any red-haired female characters you don't like?

hmm...
Firestar
Firebrand
Lana
Mera
MJ
Looker
Babs
Jean

hmmm, lemme get back to you on that one... :-D

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by chap22 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:11 pm

cncoyle wrote:I may have asked this before, but are there any red-haired female characters you don't like?

hmm...
Firestar
Firebrand
Lana
Mera
MJ
Looker
Babs
Jean

hmmm, lemme get back to you on that one... :-D

rdrsfn82 wrote:Chap is right.

Chris wrote:chap is right.

john lewis wrote:I got nothing but respect for [Chap]

DMM wrote:Chap knows what he's talking about.

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Ntikrst wrote:Chap's right

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 pm

cncoyle wrote:If you're referencing a comic that predates Punchy reading comics (2001, imo), then you'll only reinforce his stance.

What it reinforces is the existence of Punchy's ignorance.

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 pm

cncoyle wrote:If you're referencing a comic that predates Punchy reading comics (2001, imo), then you'll only reinforce his stance.

What it reinforces is the existence of Punchy's ignorance.

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by outsider » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 pm

Herald wrote:
What it reinforces is the existence of Punchy's ignorance.

LOL, no argument here. :lol:

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by outsider » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 pm

Herald wrote:
What it reinforces is the existence of Punchy's ignorance.

LOL, no argument here. :lol:

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by Punchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:25 pm

Mera fucking sucks, end of story.

And I started reading comics in 1997.

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by Punchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:25 pm

Mera fucking sucks, end of story.

And I started reading comics in 1997.

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:30 pm

Punchy wrote:Mera fucking sucks, end of story.

And I started reading comics in 1997.

And you're no less ignorant for the 4 extra years.

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:30 pm

Punchy wrote:Mera fucking sucks, end of story.

And I started reading comics in 1997.

And you're no less ignorant for the 4 extra years.

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by Punchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:30 pm

Herald wrote:
And you're no less ignorant for the 4-year difference.

Ah, go shove a trope up your ass.

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by Punchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:30 pm

Herald wrote:
And you're no less ignorant for the 4-year difference.

Ah, go shove a trope up your ass.

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:34 pm

Punchy wrote:
Ah, go shove a trope up your ass.

Awww, I think I made Punchy mad.
Which makes me happy. :-D

And thus, the balance is maintained.

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by Herald » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:34 pm

Punchy wrote:
Ah, go shove a trope up your ass.

Awww, I think I made Punchy mad.
Which makes me happy. :-D

And thus, the balance is maintained.

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by IvCNuB4 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:10 am

Mera kicked all kinds of ass in "Blackest Night" :smt023

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by IvCNuB4 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:10 am

Mera kicked all kinds of ass in "Blackest Night" :smt023

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by Greg » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:50 am

I've only read less than a handful of Mera and I've liked what I've seen.

Every character can be written well given the right writer.

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by Greg » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:50 am

I've only read less than a handful of Mera and I've liked what I've seen.

Every character can be written well given the right writer.

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by Timbales » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:55 am

I miss the days when giant fists where the norm for energy created powers.

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by Timbales » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:55 am

I miss the days when giant fists where the norm for energy created powers.

However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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