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Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual Horror Comic

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Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual Horror Comic

Postby LOLtron » Tue May 20, 2014 4:55 pm

Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual Horror Comic

The headline is pretty much the whole article.




According to a report on Bleeding Cool, Archie Comics is relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a horror comic, following the success of Afterlife with Archie. Since her introduction in 1962, Sabrina has starred in comics, cartoons, paperback novels, a live action TV show, multitudes of Rule 34 porn drawings, and an upcoming feature film from Sony, but this will probably mark the most hardcore version of Sabrina yet.

At this point, I would like to note that is startlingly difficult to find images of Sabrina on the internet which do not consist of Melissa Joan Hart wearing a bikini or skimpy underwear. What's your problem, internet? Do you want the people at my work to think I'm some kind of Melissa Joan Hart obsessed, chronic masturbating sexual deviant? I mean, sure, I am, but I don't want people to know that.

We'll keep you posted when more information about this series becomes available.



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Postby sdsichero » Tue May 20, 2014 5:04 pm

She will be the one to bring back Archie as the undead
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Postby Herald » Tue May 20, 2014 5:13 pm

LOLtron wrote:At this point, I would like to note that is startlingly difficult to find images of Sabrina on the internet which do not consist of Melissa Joan Hart wearing a bikini or skimpy underwear. What's your problem, internet? Do you want the people at my work to think I'm some kind of Melissa Joan Hart obsessed sexual deviant. I mean, sure, I am, but I don't want people to know that.


Jude Terror Explains It All! :shock:

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Re: Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual H

Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue May 20, 2014 5:48 pm

sdsichero wrote:She will be the one to bring back Archie as the undead


He's not dead .. yet. Actually it was Sabrina resurrecting Jughead's dog that started this whole zombie uprising. Her punishment for that was to be sent to some nether-verse.

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Postby avengingtitan » Tue May 20, 2014 5:49 pm

If its anything like Afterlife with Archie than I'm in.
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Postby Draco x » Tue May 20, 2014 6:46 pm

I wasn't even aware there were plans to make a movie based on Sabrina after reading this thread.

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Re: Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual H

Postby TimH » Tue May 20, 2014 7:06 pm

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I thought Jude might appreciate Hilda and Zelda doggy style given his fetish.

Was "Sabrina the Teenage Witch TAS" (for the uncool, TAS=the animated series) a fluke?

How did it discover this Hilda:

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From this Hilda:

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Re: Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual H

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue May 20, 2014 7:36 pm

TimH wrote:Image

I thought Jude might appreciate Hilda and Zelda doggy style given his fetish.

Was "Sabrina the Teenage Witch TAS" (for the uncool, TAS=the animated series) a fluke?

How did it discover this Hilda:

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From this Hilda:

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I'm pretty sure that second Hilda is just Jughead in a dress.

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Re: Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual H

Postby Herald » Tue May 20, 2014 7:45 pm

TimH wrote:Image

I thought Jude might appreciate Hilda and Zelda doggy style given his fetish.

Was "Sabrina the Teenage Witch TAS" (for the uncool, TAS=the animated series) a fluke?

How did it discover this Hilda:

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From this Hilda:

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Postby sdsichero » Tue May 20, 2014 9:48 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:
He's not dead .. yet. Actually it was Sabrina resurrecting Jughead's dog that started this whole zombie uprising. Her punishment for that was to be sent to some nether-verse.


Ah! Then she will come back from her nethers quite mad and murder Archie!
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Re: Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual H

Postby doombug » Tue May 20, 2014 10:06 pm

Draco x wrote:I wasn't even aware there were plans to make a movie based on Sabrina after reading this thread.

How the hell did you get that from what was wrote in the article?

Seriously dude, there's no movie talk. :lol:

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Re: Archie Relaunching Sabrina the Teenage Witch as Actual H

Postby Draco x » Tue May 20, 2014 10:14 pm

doombug wrote:How the hell did you get that from what was wrote in the article?

Seriously dude, there's no movie talk. :lol:


Because it said something about an upcoming movie from Sony, bro. Obviously you didn't read that part of the article.

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