Conan? Seriously, now, first you say he can take Thor and now Cthulhu. I think you’re just infatuated with him.
Sure Godzilla has a lot of fights but it just shows how insecure he is. And Cthulhu is more supernatural and we all know magic beats everything.
I'm only telling you the truth. Conan would whip the ass out of Thor, because Conan just does not give a fuck.
Thor would be all flinging rain and lightning and wind and shit at Conan, and Conan would be "Nigga, I grew up wearing a loincloth in ass-deep snow. A thunderstorm ain't shit.
While Thor was sleeping, Conan was busy putting boot to ass of some horny god. Which he killed with his bare hands.
Thor can't even smack Loki across the mouth for talking shit all the time. Conan would'a been done killed that muthafucka. There wouldn't be no sequel for that nigga.
And then, he'd throw some dick into Sif, while Thor is out dallying with his frost giantess baby-mama. Damn Thor likes them big girls, I guess. Wetsuit and a flashlight, nigga.
But I digress.
Point is, Conan could whup Thor. Which means Conan could whup Cthulhu. And since Godzilla could whup Thor and Conan, Godzilla wins.
Shit. I ain't got a whole lot more of that left in me, bro. Been a really bad day.