by S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:58 pm
Drunk Review of Red Hood: The Lost Days #1 or whatever the fuck this was called.
This read like Ras Al Ghul fan fiction. Lots of Ras saying things that show off what a pragmatic bastard he is. I get that Talia is hot for Batman, but why does she give a fuck about Jason Todd? Does Jason Todd have red hair or black? I was loathe to read this because I can't think of a character I give less of a fuck about, and my opinion was not changed by this. It is good, however, to see that Talia and Ras have undergone absolutely no character development in the entire history of their characters, as I don't read a Batman book for like five years and then when I read one now they haven't changed a bit. Now I know what Lee feels like when he reads an X-Men book. This comic isn't bad, it's just boring and useless.
Score: a GENEROUS 4.

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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.