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First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth

Postby LOLtron » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:52 pm

First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth...and that reason is apparently to showcase a lot of hot sexy teen girl on girl action!



In Avengers Academy #33, Emma Frost, powered up by The Phoenix, heads to the Avengers Academy headquarters to destroy the friendly Sentinel they keep on campus. The ensuing battle gets sexy fast, as the robot and all male characters are quickly dispatched so that Emma, X-23, and Hazmat can engage in a battle of... ahem... epic proportions.

Watch X-23 show off her "O" face as the White Queen blocks a claw attack with her diamond boobs. Marvel at the spactacular powers of Hazmat, which involve extending her breast and buttocks strategically while wearing her spandex-tight radiation containment suit, which was obviously not built for containment of nipples. We're sure something to advance the Avengers vs. X-Men storyline occurs in this issue, but you may have to read it a few times before you notice.

The issue hits shops on July 18th, so make sure to budget yourself an hour or two of "quiet time" that day. Press release below:

Your First Look at AVENGERS ACADEMY #33 – An AVENGERS VS X-MEN Tie-In!

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Avengers Academy #33, a tie in to the blockbuster event of the year –  Avengers Vs. X-Men! A Phoenix-powered Emma Frost pays a visit to Avengers Academy with her sights set on the Sentinel that lives with them! Can the students of Avengers Academy team together to save it? Find out as writer Christos Gage and artist Timothy Green II bring you high stakes action in Avengers Academy #33, coming to comic shops everywhere this July.

AVENGERS ACADEMY #33 (MAY120650)
Written by CHRISTOS GAGE
Penciled by TIMOTHY GREEN II
Cover by GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI
FOC – 6/25/2012, On Sale – 7/18/2012


First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth

First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth

First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth

First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth

First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth


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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby Rockman » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:33 pm

X-23 and Hazmat, two characters of the age 13-15

Pedos must love this book.

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Postby GHERU » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:36 pm

is that the kid from the end of Morrison's run?
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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:37 pm

The Next BIG Thing: Meta Super-Models Gone Wild !

I picture these guys watching Cinemax Late Night soft-core porn,or the Playboy Channel, while they draw this stuff :P
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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:56 pm

Looks like someone is trying to ape Art Adams and a few other artists. Ranges from okay to... Image bad.
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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby Grayson » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:03 pm

GHERU wrote:is that the kid from the end of Morrison's run?


The kid with the Sentinel? That's Juston Seyfert and his Sentinel from Sean McKeever's Sentinel series.
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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:06 pm

Sakie wrote:
The kid with the Sentinel? That's Juston Seyfert and his Sentinel from Sean McKeever's Sentinel series.


I believe Morrison used him too.

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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby Grayson » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:13 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I believe Morrison used him too.


It may have been the same Sentinel but the guy from the end of Morrison's run was named Tom Skylark. Juston Seyfert and his Sentinel came first.
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Re: First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason P

Postby Zechs » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:35 pm

Rockman wrote:X-23 and Hazmat, two characters of the age 13-15

Pedos must love this book.



Actually.. I think their older than that.


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