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Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Dragavon » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:54 am

So Barry Allen is responsible for the entire Flashpoint clusterfuck. Aside from a couple of cool moments and some really great art by Andy Kubert, this was just freaking moronic.

This series has not made me like Barry Allen or think he's cool. All I kept thinking was, "They fucked Wally over for this?"
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:56 am

:lol:

*falls over laughing at what happened to Thawne*

Sorry.. I'm sorry but.. :lol: God I'm gonna die of laughter.
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby nietoperz » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:03 am

Spoil it!

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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:04 am

[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm gonna die of laughter from this.
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby mrorangesoda » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:10 am

Zechs wrote:
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm gonna die of laughter from this.


[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
who stabbed him?

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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Dragavon » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:11 am

nietoperz wrote:Spoil it!

[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
Flashpoint happened because Barry wanted to change history. Except he didn't know how to do it properly and therefore fucked it all up. Thawne kicks his ass all over the place. And then stops to gloat. At which point he's skewered by Thomas "Better Batman" Wayne. Every metahuman decides they want to get into the battle. Emo Superman punches out WW and Aquaman. Thomas gives a letter for Allen to give to Bruce. Allen accidently jumps to his mother and has a moment with her. Then stops himself from changing time originally. Splashpage with old DCU on left side and new DCU (which collars) on right side. Barry wakes up remembering everything. Gives letter to Bruce. Bruce cries at letter from his dad.
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:12 am

mrorangesoda wrote:
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
who stabbed him?

[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:13 am

Dragavon wrote:
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
Flashpoint happened because Barry wanted to change history. Except he didn't know how to do it properly and therefore fucked it all up. Thawne kicks his ass all over the place. And then stops to gloat. At which point he's skewered by Thomas "Better Batman" Wayne. Every metahuman decides they want to get into the battle. Emo Superman punches out WW and Aquaman. Thomas gives a letter for Allen to give to Bruce. Allen accidently jumps to his mother and has a moment with her. Then stops himself from changing time originally. Splashpage with old DCU on left side and new DCU (which collars) on right side. Barry wakes up remembering everything. Gives letter to Bruce. Bruce cries at letter from his dad.


You forgot deus ex machina hooded lady who can be used to bring this all back once DC fucks this universe up. Which should take about a year. :-D
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Dragavon » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:15 am

Zechs wrote:
You forgot deus ex machina hooded lady who can be used to bring this all back once DC fucks this universe up. Which should take about a year. :-D

More importantly his costume changed while he was running! :lol:
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:16 am

Dragavon wrote:More importantly his costume changed while he was running! :lol:


I swear when I read the spoilers on a site I was like.. NO WAY.. but then I realized really was this event gonna be that much epic like the original Crisis? NAAAAAH.
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:16 am

Zechs wrote:
You forgot deus ex machina hooded lady who can be used to bring this all back once DC fucks this universe up. Which should take about a year. :-D

God willing.
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:33 am

Zechs wrote:
You forgot deus ex machina hooded lady who can be used to bring this all back once DC fucks this universe up. Which should take about a year. :-D



Hmmmm...would be the same deus ex machina lady that showed up at the end of Zero Hour? :smt017
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:48 am

so did barry changing his mom thing actually happen in a comic?
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Re: Flashpoint #5 (Batman Not Superman Cries Spoilers)

Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:49 am

also the letter to bruce should have said,"You just had to see that movie one more time?"
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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:50 am

guitarsmashley wrote:also the letter to bruce should have said,"You just had to see that movie one more time?"


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