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LOLtron

Rain Partier

Postby LOLtron » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:10 pm

FRANK HELP! - 06/12/2013

FRANK BACK! FRANK KNOW YOU HAPPY! FRANK MAKE DAY!



Source: NONE! WHY FRANK ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL YOU?
 

HELLO THERE, FRIENDS OF FRANK!  YOU HAVE GOOD DAY! FRANK OK, THANKS FOR ASKING! BRIDE OF FRANK NO SHUT UP ABOUT RAIN TONIGHT, SO FRANK HAVE THAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO!

TILL THEN, FRANK HELP!

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From www.theouthousers.com, sdsichero asks: '...[S]ince you seem to be an expert on the topic, what role should Marvel give to Kate Upton in their cinematic universe?'

ANGELA! NO, MARY JANE! NO, BLACK CAT! YES! FRANK KNOW KATE MAKE BEST BLACK CAT EVER! HRMMM…BLACK CAT! KATE UPTON GOOD! BLACK CAT GOOD! KATE UPTON AS BLACK CAT GOODEST!

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From www.theouthousers.com, Cat-Scratch asks: 'If DC Comics produced a comic in the woods and it fell... would anyone hear it?'

PROBABLY NO! IF NO ONE IN FOREST AND A COMIC BOOK FALL DOWN, FRANK NO THINK IT MAKE LOUD ENOUGH NOTICE FOR ANYONE TO HEAR!

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From www.theouthousers.com, Cat-Scratch asks: 'If Dan Didio said or did something smart and creative... would the internet ever believe it?'

DC BAD! DARTH DIDIO BAD!

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From twitter, @TheThirdThomas asks: '@DCFrankenstein DC bad! So what is best Marvel comic?'

3TS ASK FRANK GOOD QUESTION THAT ALMOST ADVICE! BEST MARVLE BOOK IS ALL NEW/UNCANNY X-MEN (IT ONE BOOK THAT COME OUT TWICE A MONTH UNDER TWO DIFFERENT NAMES)! IT FANTASTIC! AGE OF ULTRON BAD! FRANK ONLY READ DAREDEVIL IN TRADE, BUT IT REALLY GOOD TOO! X-MEN #1 REMIND FRANK OF ORIGINAL X-MEN #1 IN AWESOMENESS! FRANK NO READ HAWKEYE, BUT HUMANS SEEM TO ENJOY!

AGE OF ULTRON BAD!

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From www.theouthousers.com, 'GLX asks: How much of your private life is private in the eyes of DC Comics? '

FRANK USED WORK FOR SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT SHRINK SO SMALL IT GO ANYWHERE, AND FRANK STILL HAVE BOSSES! THAT MEAN THEY HAVE GOODER TECHNOLOGY! FRANK NO THINK ANYTHING FRANK EVER DO EVER PRIVATE AGAIN!

LUCKILY, BRIDE OF FRANK INTO THAT SORT OF THING!

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From twitter, @jamesmoore1278 asks: '@DCFrankenstein where do babies come from?'

JAMES KNOW WANT KNOW HOW FRANK AND BRIDE OF FRANK MAKE SON OF FRANK!

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THAT IT, IT OFFICIAL, FRANK NO HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS IN QUE! FRANK SAD! YOU ASK MORE?

OUTHOUSE
TWITTER

HAVE GOOD DAY!

 



Written or Contributed by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.


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IvCNuB4

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:21 pm

FRANK USED WORK FOR SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT SHRINK SO SMALL IT GO ANYWHERE, AND FRANK STILL HAVE BOSSES! THAT MEAN THEY HAVE GOODER TECHNOLOGY! FRANK NO THINK ANYTHING FRANK EVER DO EVER PRIVATE AGAIN!

LUCKILY, BRIDE OF FRANK INTO THAT SORT OF THING!



The Bride of Frankenstein is made from Van Dyne parts ! ? :twisted:

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