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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:03 pm

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Nah, because you're really just down to being a tool at this point. I can find much better things to do with my time.


Ah, calling someone a "tool".
The last resort of the damned.

If your "better things to do with [your] time" involve random comments about not having the Internet as a kid, I'd suggest you aim higher.

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:06 pm

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No.


Then that's why it didn't create a stir.

Let's face it; we're basically looking at naked people with covered-up genitals every time we read one of these books, anyway.

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:09 pm

I'm glad there was no internet back then.

I did not need to read about how the Beatles breaking up was some sort of massive thing.
I did not need to read about how Jack Kirby leaving Marvel was a good thing or bad thing.
I did not need to read about how Steranko's beard could beat up Wally Wood's.
I did not need to get hammered with KC and the Sunshine Band youtubes.
I did not need to read people whinning about the latest episode of Adam-12 or Laugh-In going off the air.
I did not need to read about how some figured out the end of the latest Scooby-Doo cartoon or how Goober and the Ghost Chaser was a second rate version.
I did not need to read about how awesome Kolchack the Night Stalker was the night before.

I could use all that Playboy and Penthouse porn... those women were hot. :-D
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:11 pm

Herald wrote:
Then that's why it didn't create a stir.

Let's face it; we're basically looking at naked people with covered-up genitals every time we read one of these books, anyway.


We need more.
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Frag » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:11 pm

Wait, someone is really taking this seriously?

I thought it was funny.

It's a terrible issue of a terrible comic by a terrible writer, but there is no reason for outrage. :lol:
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:12 pm

The President wrote:Wait, someone is really taking this seriously?

I thought it was funny.

It's a terrible issue of a terrible comic by a terrible writer, but there is no reason for outrage. :lol:



Stop trying to be reasonable and sane. :outhouse:


:P
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:13 pm

The President wrote:Wait, someone is really taking this seriously?

I thought it was funny.

It's a terrible issue of a terrible comic by a terrible writer, but there is no reason for outrage. :lol:


Expect new hate-crime legislation on your desk by morning, Mr President. Maybe thought-crime too.
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:15 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:I could use all that Playboy and Penthouse porn... those women were hot. :-D


Which would have made the rest of the list still worth it.
That's the point. :-D

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:19 pm

Herald wrote:
Which would have made the rest of the list still worth it.
That's the point. :-D



No.

They weren't that hot to block out all that crap.

That or the arguments about Nixon, then Ford and finally Carter....

Besides, I can get all that classic porn now anyhow. :-D
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:26 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:

No.

They weren't that hot to block out all that crap.

That or the arguments about Nixon, then Ford and finally Carter....


You don't have to go to such sites to read that crap, you know.
And ignore those types of threads here. (God knows I usually ignore political threads.)

And you're Canadian, remember?? Stop caring about AMERICAN politics! :P

Besides, I can get all that classic porn now anyhow. :-D


Yes, you can... because of the very Internet you claim to not want back when those women were as young and hot as they are in the pics! :x

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:33 pm

The President wrote:Wait, someone is really taking this seriously?

I thought it was funny.

It's a terrible issue of a terrible comic by a terrible writer, but there is no reason for outrage. :lol:


Problem is, this sort of crap is now lodged in the characters' backstories, and is all too likely to affect the characters -- including writers', editors', and fans' perceptions of them -- going forward.

Can you think of the villain Dr. Light nowadays without thinking "rapist"??
That demonstrates the problem, right there.
These piss-poor, ill-considered uses of the characters too often STICK.

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Frag » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:39 pm

Herald wrote:
Problem is, this sort of crap is now lodged in the characters' backstories, and is all too likely to affect the characters -- including writers', editors', and fans' perceptions of them -- going forward.

Can you think of the villain Dr. Light nowadays without thinking "rapist"??
That demonstrates the problem, right there.
These piss-poor, ill-considered uses of the characters too often STICK.


This was already in Catwoman backstory. Do you think her and Bruce would spend time playing Yahtzee? They were always fucking.

Newsflash: Spider-Man and Black Cat had sex. She probably gave him some blowjobs too.
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:40 pm

Herald wrote:
You don't have to go to such sites to read that crap, you know.
And ignore those types of threads here. (God knows I usually ignore political threads.)

And you're Canadian, remember?? Stop caring about AMERICAN politics! :P


You guys never stop going on about yourselves!
Also, you affect us just as any neighbor would!

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"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:45 pm

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This was already in Catwoman backstory. Do you think her and Bruce would spend time playing Yahtzee? They were always fucking.


But not on a rooftop in full public view, and not on-panel like that.
As you yourself just demonstrated, we understood that this was happening withOUT having to see it outright.

And how about the Starfire example??

Newsflash: Spider-Man and Black Cat had sex. She probably gave him some blowjobs too.


This just handed to me: This thread is about DC, not Marvel.
Film at 11!!

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:51 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
You guys never stop going on about yourselves!


Of course we do. 8)
But nobody said you had to LISTEN to all of it. :P

Also, you affect us just as any neighbor would!

:x


Hate to break it to you, but the feeling ain't mutual, Neighbor.
Most Americans only think about Canada when they want to make hockey or "Eh?" jokes. :P

"They're not a REAL country, anyway!" :wink:

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