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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby eltopo » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:37 pm

TerriG wrote:saw the pages

you're telling me kids read comics still? :lol: who cares.

would someone please think of the children?
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Punchy » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:37 pm

TerriG wrote:saw the pages

you're telling me kids read comics still? :lol: who cares.


Most kids would love this sleaze anyway, kids are perverts.

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Greg » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:37 pm

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Most kids would love this sleaze anyway, kids are perverts.


I loved those kinda pages as a kid. :smt102
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Punchy » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:39 pm

Greg wrote:
I loved those kinda pages as a kid. :smt102


Exactly, kids love sex and violence more than adult readers.

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby eltopo » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:41 pm

Punchy wrote:
Most kids would love this sleaze anyway, kids are perverts.

i know you should hear the things they wanna do after a few wine coolers







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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:44 pm

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Greg » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:45 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Thank you, this thread, for my new avatar.


:lol: Asshole. That's mad disturbing.
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby TerriG » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:46 pm

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Most kids would love this sleaze anyway, kids are perverts.

judging by the amount of dicks that used to be drawn in the elementary school bathrooms when i was a young'n, yes

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:47 pm

Greg wrote:
:lol: Asshole. That's mad disturbing.


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Postby eltopo » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:49 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Thank you, this thread, for my new avatar.

YES!
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Greg » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:49 pm

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:51 pm

TerriG wrote:saw the pages

you're telling me kids read comics still? :lol: who cares.


DC should, considering the reason why they're doing this "reboot"/whatever in the first place.

They say they want to stop comics from circling the drain because they're not getting new readers??
They claim that they can't just limit their audience to the usual 20-40-year-olds anymore??

Then they NEED to be bringing in YOUNGER readers, because they're the ones that will replace us when we're gone. THAT is how you grow your market; THAT is how you think long-term. But kids aren't going to be allowed to buy this stuff. And this sort of garbage doesn't appeal to anyone other than the same sort of people they were already getting. So all this hoopla and all these ill-considered changes will ultimately help DC and the industry at large NONE. All this nonsense, for NOTHING.

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"You SAY you want a revolution..." :roll:

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby TerriG » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:58 pm

Herald wrote:
DC should, considering the reason why they're doing this "reboot"/whatever in the first place.

They say they want to stop comics from circling the drain because they're not getting new readers??
They claim that they can't just limit their audience to the usual 20-40-year-olds anymore??

Then they NEED to be bringing in YOUNGER readers, because they're the ones that will replace us when we're gone. THAT is how you grow your market; THAT is how you think long-term. But kids aren't going to be allowed to buy this stuff. And this sort of garbage doesn't appeal to anyone other than the same sort of people they were already getting. So all this hoopla and all these ill-considered changes will ultimately help DC and the industry at large NONE. All this nonsense, for NOTHING.

*golf clap*

"You SAY you want a revolution..." :roll:

I don't even care about DC.

But yeah I guess we gotta go back to the way comics were -- geared towards kids. But then who will buy them at $4 a pop? Not the kids I know. Soooo they have to cater to adults at some level.

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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby Herald » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:05 pm

TerriG wrote:I don't even care about DC.


Ahhh... and that tells me all I need to know, right there.
People who don't care about something can easily write off every element of that thing.

But yeah I guess we gotta go back to the way comics were -- geared towards kids. But then who will buy them at $4 a pop? Not the kids I know. Soooo they have to cater to adults at some level.


There are people who can write stories that kids and adults can both enjoy.
The people who wrote the various DCAU series have done so for 2 decades now -- with the SAME CAST OF CHARACTERS as these comics!!

And that's not to mention all the Disney animated movies and Pixar animated movies in the same time frame! Or animated movies from other sources, like "Iron Giant"!

So please don't try to sell me a bill of goods about how you can't appeal to kids and adults at the same time. I'm tired of these lame excuses.
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Re: DC gets RAUNCHY!!! (possible spoilers)

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:08 pm

TerriG wrote:I don't even care about DC.

But yeah I guess we gotta go back to the way comics were -- geared towards kids. But then who will buy them at $4 a pop? Not the kids I know. Soooo they have to cater to adults at some level.


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