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BlueStreak

The Red Stands for Irony

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:41 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:
In 699? Basically Peter imagines what Otto might do with his time in his body, like forcing Mary Jane to do whatever he wants.


Peter's a sick fuck. "I can either relive these memories floating around of my current body fucking my aunt or I can imagine my worst enemy raping my ex-girlfriend."
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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:42 pm

Hey kids can't relate to a married aged Peter Parker.

But a Peter parker with rape fantasies is totes cool.
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:46 pm

BlueMole wrote:
Peter's a sick fuck. "I can either relive these memories floating around of my current body fucking my aunt or I can imagine my worst enemy raping my ex-girlfriend."


Well, he puts that out of his mind immediately, and then right afterwards worries about May and her husband making Otto the executor of their estates. So it's like, "Oh shit my girl might get raped. OH SHIT WAIT THE MONEY!"
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:47 pm

Rockman wrote:Hey kids can't relate to a married aged Peter Parker.

But a Peter parker with rape fantasies is totes cool.


He'd probably be worrying about it if he were still married, even more. :smt102
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:49 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:
Well, he puts that out of his mind immediately, and then right afterwards worries about May and her husband making Otto the executor of their estates. So it's like, "Oh shit my girl might get raped. OH SHIT WAIT THE MONEY!"


:lol: :lol:
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:59 pm

Who do I like who wants my digital code for #699?
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:04 pm

:smt006

My morbid curiosity is too strong to ignore. :-D



You know, if you like me...
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:10 pm

PM sent!
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:11 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:PM sent!


Thank you much! Can't wait to read this tonight :smt026
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Herald

Regular-Sized Poster

Postby Herald » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:17 pm

Log-Man wrote:
Thank you much! Can't wait to read this tonight :smt026


ITT: Log-Man accidentally expresses his love of old-lady porn. :P
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ElijahSnowFan

cheese

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:51 pm

False Prophet wrote:How you like them wheat cakes, tiger?


Nothing that has come before and nothing that shall come after will ever be funnier than this post. You have won the internet for as long as this entire fucking planet exists.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:46 pm

Aunt May! You dirty ... what would Uncle Ben say??
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:52 pm

Log-Man wrote:Aunt May! You dirty ... what would Uncle Ben say??


If I could change one thing about the whole scene, it would be to add a panel with Uncle Ben in heaven looking down on May & Otto and masturbating furiously like that one chimp in every zoo.

I can't quite give the book a 10 because Dan Slott really missed an opportunity there.
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:22 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:
If I could change one thing about the whole scene, it would be to add a panel with Uncle Ben in heaven looking down on May & Otto and masturbating furiously like that one chimp in every zoo.

I can't quite give the book a 10 because Dan Slott really missed an opportunity there.


I would buy two copies of that book. Internet, make it happen!
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:49 pm

Log-Man wrote:
I would buy two copies of that book. Internet, make it happen!


She must have have cum so hard, between Otto's studly Romita physique and all those extra arms working her all over..

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