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[BlueStreak]

In 699? Basically Peter imagines what Otto might do with his time in his body, like forcing Mary Jane to do whatever he wants.

Peter's a sick fuck. "I can either relive these memories floating around of my current body fucking my aunt or I can imagine my worst enemy raping my ex-girlfriend."

[Rockman]

Hey kids can't relate to a married aged Peter Parker.

But a Peter parker with rape fantasies is totes cool.

[Victorian Squid]

Peter's a sick fuck. "I can either relive these memories floating around of my current body fucking my aunt or I can imagine my worst enemy raping my ex-girlfriend."

Well, he puts that out of his mind immediately, and then right afterwards worries about May and her husband making Otto the executor of their estates. So it's like, "Oh shit my girl might get raped. OH SHIT WAIT THE MONEY!"

[Victorian Squid]

Hey kids can't relate to a married aged Peter Parker.

But a Peter parker with rape fantasies is totes cool.

He'd probably be worrying about it if he were still married, even more.

[False Prophet]

Well, he puts that out of his mind immediately, and then right afterwards worries about May and her husband making Otto the executor of their estates. So it's like, "Oh shit my girl might get raped. OH SHIT WAIT THE MONEY!"

[Victorian Squid]

Who do I like who wants my digital code for #699?

[Log-Man]

My morbid curiosity is too strong to ignore.



You know, if you like me...

[Victorian Squid]

PM sent!

[Log-Man]

PM sent!

Thank you much! Can't wait to read this tonight

[Herald]

Thank you much! Can't wait to read this tonight

ITT: Log-Man accidentally expresses his love of old-lady porn.

[ElijahSnowFan]

How you like them wheat cakes, tiger?

Nothing that has come before and nothing that shall come after will ever be funnier than this post. You have won the internet for as long as this entire fucking planet exists.

[Log-Man]

Aunt May! You dirty ... what would Uncle Ben say??

[Victorian Squid]

Aunt May! You dirty ... what would Uncle Ben say??

If I could change one thing about the whole scene, it would be to add a panel with Uncle Ben in heaven looking down on May & Otto and masturbating furiously like that one chimp in every zoo.

I can't quite give the book a 10 because Dan Slott really missed an opportunity there.

[Log-Man]

If I could change one thing about the whole scene, it would be to add a panel with Uncle Ben in heaven looking down on May & Otto and masturbating furiously like that one chimp in every zoo.

I can't quite give the book a 10 because Dan Slott really missed an opportunity there.

I would buy two copies of that book. Internet, make it happen!

[Victorian Squid]

I would buy two copies of that book. Internet, make it happen!

She must have have cum so hard, between Otto's studly Romita physique and all those extra arms working her all over..