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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:06 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:
She must have have cum so hard, between Otto's studly Romita physique and all those extra arms working her all over..


Best. Post. Ever.
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:19 pm

ElijahSnowFan wrote:
Nothing that has come before and nothing that shall come after will ever be funnier than this post. You have won the internet for as long as this entire fucking planet exists.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


This entire thread has brought the comedy. It's hard not to about this story. :lol:
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DMM

Rain Partier

Postby DMM » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:29 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:
She must have have cum so hard, between Otto's studly Romita physique and all those extra arms working her all over..

Oh god. :smt009
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Cernunnos

Swedish Pinata of Death

Postby Cernunnos » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:01 pm

False Prophet wrote:How you like them wheat cakes, tiger?



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Cernunnos

Swedish Pinata of Death

Postby Cernunnos » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:04 pm

Black Jumbo wrote:
She must have have cum so hard, between Otto's studly Romita physique and all those extra arms working her all over..


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:34 pm

as wrong as that page looked, how else would ock have gotten into aunt may's nuclear reactor if he hadn't banged her?

anybody miss when stories were that simple?
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:35 pm

Did somone already quote John Byrne and Dan Slott discussion about this ?
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:50 pm

Arion wrote:Did somone already quote John Byrne and Dan Slott discussion about this ?

Not yet. Where is that happening? I think I'd like to continue riding the train wreck.
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:58 pm

Log-Man wrote:Not yet. Where is that happening? I think I'd like to continue riding the train wreck.


Byrne lackies are saying that Slott is damaging children with images of geriatric sex.

Slott says that in the scene in question Aunt May was fully clothed and while some might have taken it as sex, others could also have taken it as old people kissing which grossed out Peter.

Byrne jumps in with more 'think of the children' stuff

Slott brings up Byrne's infamous Superman/Barda porno issue and says his scene is a lot more tame in comparison.

Byrne is offended.

And they've been in a cyclical argument last I saw.
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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:00 pm

Now, see, I'm not a big fan of this storyline at all, but Slott's right on the money about the Barda porn. Byrne has always been a prurient writer in that regard (witness also the amount of T&A he likes to draw), so has no ground to stand on here.
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Herald

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:01 pm

More Byrne-Slott fun at Bleeding Cool! :-D
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Miracloman

Great Scott!!!

Postby Miracloman » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:03 pm

So One More Day is no longer the greatest act of indignity ever committed against Spider-Man?
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:04 pm

Miracloman wrote:So One More Day is no longer the greatest act of indignity ever committed against Spider-Man?


There was something called the Clone Saga and the Byrne/Mackie era a while ago......
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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:06 pm

Marvel has been shafting Spider-Man for the better part of two decades now. I kind of thought the coast was finally clear, but I guess not. Ah well, plenty of other books I could be picking up instead.
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Herald

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

Postby Herald » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:13 pm

I find both of them at fault to a degree. As many people have said, the man who wrote and drew the Superman/Barda porn issue of Action Comics has no business complaining about the Otto/May scene. But Slott really should admit that he hid the event off-panel in order to deliberately suggest a sex scene. If it was something less "scandalous" like a kiss, why keep it off-panel?? If you're going to do such a thing, you may as well own it.

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