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James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Miley Cyrus Twerking (With Pics)

Postby LOLtron » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:51 pm

James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Miley Cyrus Twerking (With Pics)

There's not much more information, so we'll just shamelessly mention Miley Cyrus a bunch of times and hope it gets a lot of hits.



Source: Miley "Bleeding Cool" Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is trending all over the internet after her scandalous, near-nude performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, but just because posting an article that contains the name Miley Cyrus in the headline is guaranteed to bring in unique hits regardless of the quality or content of the article doesn't mean that The Outhouse is going to publish an article about Miley Cyrus today unless there is some kind of logical reason for us to do so.

For instance, if Miley Cyrus were rumored to be cast in Superman vs. Batman with Ben Affleck, we could probably get away with posting the names Miley Cyrus and Ben Affleck repeatedly in an article, and this abundance of search engine friendly keywords would almost certainly result in a notable increase in web traffic with very little effort on our parts. However, since Miley Cyrus has not been cast as a love interest for Ben Affleck, or in any role whatsoever for that matter, we really shouldn't do that, and so we won't.

No, in fact, Miley Cyrus is not involved with Ben Affleck at all. Instead, she engaged in something called "twerking" with Robin Thicke onstage at the VMAs last night, and that has nothing to do with comics. So, if we were to publish an article today mentioning Miley Cyrus as many times as possible, perhaps with references to hot pics of Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, for no real reason, it would be completely transparent, and we wouldn't do that to you.

So be at ease, loyal Outhouse readers. You can have faith that The Outhouse would never resort to tricks like namedropping Miley Cyrus as many times as we can in an article that has nothing to do with Miley Cyrus on a day that Miley Cyrus is trending on popular news sites and social media. We won't repeatedly use the phrase "Miley Cyrus twerking" out of context, and we won't put pictures of Miley Cyrus twerking at the MTV Video Music Awards with Robin Thicke in this article so that it shows up in Google Images as well, and never, under any circumstances whatsoever, would we blurt out something as completely irrelevant to anything of the subject matter we cover as "Miley Cyrus fingering herself with a giant foam hand."

We're better than that, and you're better than that, so we're not gonna do it.

Not without good reason.

Luckily, a good reason popped up this afternoon when Bleeding Cool reported that James Robinson would be writing two ongoing titles for Marvel, as announced at Toronto Fan Expo this weekend. This will probably be a part of the second wave of Marvel NOW! (Marvel NOWer?). That's pretty much all the information there is to go on, so we had to pad the article with something.

Totally legit.

Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus.



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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby e_galston » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:00 pm

did you really say "hot" pics of Miley twerking? there was nothing "hot" about that performance...

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:01 pm

e_galston wrote:did you really say "hot" pics of Miley twerking? there was nothing "hot" about that performance...


Keep those keywords coming.
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RE: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Miley Cyrus Twerking (With Pics)

Postby Levi Caverly » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:13 pm

Miley Cyrus not yet confirmed as New 52 Catwoman in Man of Steel starring Ben Affleck.

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby TimH » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:16 pm

Crap!

What, are you trying to draw all the anime fans out from hiding?

OK.... I guess I'll aid and abet this... whatever this is....

keywords:
ANIME, SAILOR MOON, LOITERING-AROUND-A-HIGH-SCHOOL-PARKING-LOT-IN-A-TRENCH-COAT, CAN-I-RUB-YOUR-BACK-ERIK-CARTMAN, MY-ADULT-SISTER-HAD-A-CRUSH-ON-BOY-BAND-HANSON, MY-FORMER-FEMALE-BOSS-IN-HER-LATE-40S-HAD-A-CRUSH-ON-JUSTIN-BIEBER, PEEWEE HERMAN AT THE MOVIE THEATER, DRAGON CON (REFORMED), JAPANESE DIRTY UNDERWEAR VENDING MACHINES

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby TimH » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:21 pm

Er, is that James Robinson in the jailbird black-n-white suit? :smt017

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby john lewis hawk » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:27 pm

Why is Robin Thicke wearing Beetlejuice's suit?

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby HNutz » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:54 pm

More keywords:

Lady Gaga
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Nathan Fillion
Lady Gaga
Psi
MC Hammer
Backstreet Boys Reunion
N'SYNC
New Kids On The Block
Charlie Sheen
free tickets
backstage passes
Justin Bieber
Justin Timberlake
Jay Z
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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby Stephen Day » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:57 pm

I really want to know what these series are that Robinson is writing. I hope they're good.
























































Oh, and Miley Cyrus.
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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby jeremy » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:36 pm

She had to be the dumbest thing I've seen in a while. How to come up with something more stupid than duckface, stick your tongue out constantly. She's trying too hard.

Between that and the constant "Taylor Swift Cam" MTV kept switching to every single time it cut to the audience, I barely made it 3/4 of the way through the show.

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:39 pm

Holy shit, so I finally actually watched the video. Hilarious. Why all the hate? I haven't seen anything that funny in ages.

Also, I kinda like that Alan Thicke song.
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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby jeremy » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:42 pm

Robin Thicke :P, and I think it was supposed to be "cool" not comedy, but it went past that point for me even.

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:53 am

she really is billy ray cyrus's daughter :lol:

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby Juan Cena » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:57 am

john lewis hawk wrote:Why is Robin Thicke wearing Beetlejuice's suit?


Bigger question: Where were the chicks from the video?

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Re: James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Mi

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:42 am

Suuuuuuuure you would have.
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