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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby MrBlack » Thu May 17, 2012 7:53 am

GHERU wrote:*crosses fingers*
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster

It's been done.

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Of course, Moore will probably do it anyway and then claim that he didn't know about the other version and developed his idea independently because he is such a genius.
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby GHERU » Thu May 17, 2012 8:29 am

Punchy wrote:SCREW ALAN MOORE, IF HE DIDN'T WANT THERE TO BE A WATCHMEN TOASTER HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT 20 YEARS AGO BEFORE THE IDEA OF CHARACTER TOASTERS EXISTED. HE SHOULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

You guys crack me up.

(speaking for myself) its more of a "Screw Alan Moore, he shouldn't have been such a douchebag to everyone else."
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Timbales » Thu May 17, 2012 8:43 am

It's a toaster that will leave parts of your bread untoasted and parts burnt. Who gives a fuck?
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby mrorangesoda » Thu May 17, 2012 9:16 am

Timbales wrote:It's a toaster that will leave parts of your bread untoasted and parts burnt. Who gives a fuck?


Oh, I assumed it was a toaster that had already toasted some toast... 35 minutes ago.
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Chesscub » Thu May 17, 2012 9:53 am

mrorangesoda wrote:
Oh, I assumed it was a toaster that had already toasted some toast... 35 minutes ago.


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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Log-Man » Thu May 17, 2012 10:17 am

Just when did toasters become a hot collectible? Who the hell is collecting toasters?? Christ, even KISS doesn't have a toaster.
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby GHERU » Thu May 17, 2012 10:29 am

Log-Man wrote:Just when did toasters become a hot collectible? Who the hell is collecting toasters?? Christ, even KISS doesn't have a toaster.

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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Timbales » Thu May 17, 2012 10:34 am

Timbales wrote:It's a toaster that will leave parts of your bread untoasted and parts burnt. Who gives a fuck?


The bread will look up and shout "Toast us!" and I'll look down and whisper "No."
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby alaska1125 » Thu May 17, 2012 10:40 am

Punchy wrote:SCREW ALAN MOORE, IF HE DIDN'T WANT THERE TO BE A WATCHMEN TOASTER HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT 20 YEARS AGO BEFORE THE IDEA OF CHARACTER TOASTERS EXISTED. HE SHOULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

You guys crack me up.


I realize that I don't even know you, but for the love of "insert whatever deity you choose", could you be a bigger Alan Moore apologist? I'm pretty sure "no" fits the bill...
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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Chesscub » Thu May 17, 2012 11:08 am

What next? A microwave that won't heat up a can of beans?

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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Log-Man » Thu May 17, 2012 11:32 am

GHERU wrote:Image

Yeah, I found those too, and they're on order. Still, not technically a toaster!
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Postby bkthomson » Thu May 17, 2012 11:33 am

GHERU wrote:(speaking for myself) its more of a "Screw Alan Moore, he shouldn't have been such a douchebag to everyone else."


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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu May 17, 2012 11:34 am

Punchy wrote:SCREW ALAN MOORE, IF HE DIDN'T WANT THERE TO BE A WATCHMEN TOASTER HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT 20 YEARS AGO BEFORE THE IDEA OF CHARACTER TOASTERS EXISTED. HE SHOULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

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Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Punchy » Thu May 17, 2012 11:35 am

alaska1125 wrote:
I realize that I don't even know you, but for the love of "insert whatever deity you choose", could you be a bigger Alan Moore apologist? I'm pretty sure "no" fits the bill...


I'm only reacting to the DC apologists/Moore haters on here. If that lot weren't so vehement, I wouldn't be making fun of them so strongly.
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Postby bkthomson » Thu May 17, 2012 11:55 am

Punchy wrote:
I'm only reacting to the DC apologists/Moore haters on here. If that lot weren't so vehement, I wouldn't be making fun of them so strongly.


I'm not an all CAPS hating Moore. I will still buy his books because he is a good writer I just do not care for his Watchmen attitude.
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