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Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby Dragavon » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:03 am

If this is the flagship title for the new DC universe, then DC is fucking screwed. The comic is the equivalent of the dumb blonde beauty contestant.

Things we learn in this issue:
The GCPD really hates Batman
The GL ring checks for fearlessness, not intelligence.
Poor Victor Stone is a football hero who is loved by his school
Superman likes to punch people he doesn't know.

Art was really pretty though.
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Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:07 am

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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:18 am

:smt005
Cant wait to see how they get out of this heroes reborn nonsense. :-D
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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:20 am

avengingtitan wrote::smt005
Cant wait to see how they get out of this heroes reborn nonsense. :-D


[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
I get the feeling that if Legion continuity isn't f :evil: :evil: ked with the way it looks like it isn't, then that and Legion Lost will be used as part of the way out.
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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:25 am

The Nacireman wrote:
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
I get the feeling that if Legion continuity isn't f :evil: :evil: ked with the way it looks like it isn't, then that and Legion Lost will be used as part of the way out.

Here's to hoping. :-D
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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby Dragavon » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:27 am

The Nacireman wrote:
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
I get the feeling that if Legion continuity isn't f :evil: :evil: ked with the way it looks like it isn't, then that and Legion Lost will be used as part of the way out.

Nope. We see the potential for reversing it in Flashpoint #5.
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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:29 am

Dragavon wrote:Nope. We see the potential for reversing it in Flashpoint #5.


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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:38 am

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Postby vinnypic » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:38 am

That's it. Barry and Hal are clearly going to be incompetent fuckwads who ruin TIME AND SPACE until Wally and Kyle kick their silver age asses.
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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby Zechs » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:42 am

vinnypic wrote:That's it. Barry and Hal are clearly going to be incompetent fuckwads who ruin TIME AND SPACE until Wally and Kyle kick their silver age asses.


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby sdsichero » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:18 am

Zechs wrote:
:lol: :lol:


I'm glad you're not doing a "Darth Vader Nooooo!"

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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby Herald » Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:28 am

I warned all of you in the Flashpoint #5 thread.
And you fools bought the @#$%-in' book anyway!! :smt013 :roll:

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Postby Punchy » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:09 am

You stole my thread gimmick!

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Re: Justice League #1 (Ring Chose Poorly Spoilers)

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:45 am

Yeah, I am in no way bothering with this book. Not even going to sit out the rest of the opening story. The Parademon was just weird, it looked like Jim Lee didn't know how to design it and purposely kept obscuring it with bad art and effects.

I did find it funny that Geoff Johns is writing his favourite character Hal Jordan like a total idiot though. I guess he moved onto Sinestro, Aquaman and Cyborg and forgot about this mass murderer.

The issue was all sorts of meh in a nutshell. And the way they changed everything so that DC heroes are no longer universally loved and worshiped and instead hated and feared like mutants over in the MU came off as WAY too forced.

DnA have earned enough of my loyalty to take a punt on Resurrection Man so I'm sticking with my mandate to make that the one and only book I'll be getting.
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