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Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:46 pm

I'm only three or four pages into this and I already want to shove icepicks through my eyes. Johns' version of Wonder Woman is horrible (so far). She acts and goes around like a complete airhead. I get she's new to Patriarch's world. But for cryin' out loud, she sounds more like I Dream of Genie than Diana, Amazon princess! :smt011
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:47 pm

Yeah, I might have to go all ABDC when reading this, just to keep my sanity.
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:50 pm

And Johns' human's vs. super-humans bull$#!t is wearing thin. Hated it with his neo-classic Legion $#!t. Hate it now. If I want to see humans hating super-powered beings, I'll go read the X-Books.
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby troysshr » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:51 pm

You are an angry little man :lol:
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:51 pm

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Gratuitous Jim Lee Action Comics #1 cover swipe. :roll:
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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."


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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:55 pm

Memo to DC: The Red, Silver/white, and blue WW costume just doesn't work. The white just leaches out the color. It may work with Captain America because his uni is primarily Blue. With Diana's red top just doesn't work as well. It's just dull.
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby Frag » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:57 pm

This thread is about JLA, not Ryan Conklin. You don't have to keep posting to keep it alive.
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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:58 pm

"Greetings, warriors. I followed these things from your capital city. I saw you and saw you needed help."


AHH! More $#!tty dialogue from WW! Seriously, she sounds like Starfire in the Teen Titans animated series.
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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:01 pm

Looking at Lee's Aquaman, it's obvious someone should have enough of a pair to sit Jimmy down and explain to him the perils of over-accessorizing. :roll:
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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."


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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:03 pm

The President wrote:This thread is about JLA, not Ryan Conklin. You don't have to keep posting to keep it alive.



Trust me, this was so bad I needed to do something to break down the absolute $#!ttiness of it.
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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."


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Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:54 pm

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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:53 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Outhouse Geoff Johns/Jim Lee Haters: Winners of "Posters Most Likely To Act Like The Bitchiest Little Girls on the Internet" :lol:

No I love Johns, usually but this was fucking awful. I'm glad to see its not just me.
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby e_galston » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:48 am

avengingtitan wrote:No I love Johns, usually but this was fucking awful. I'm glad to see its not just me.


but are u really glad that its Nacireman you are agreeing with?
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby avengingtitan » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:53 am

e_galston wrote:
but are u really glad that its Nacireman you are agreeing with?

I dont like it any more then anyone else. :twisted:
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Re: Justice League #3 (SPOILERS)

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:32 am

I am not going to say a single negative thing about the New 52 until the completion of "The Curse of Shazam" backup that is coming up in Justice League. Not one single thing.

If Billy Batson is the only person in possession of the power and is integrated well and properly into the DCNu, then I'm on board with this initiative. It gives the character/concept a fresh start for a new set of fans.

If it's something ridiculous, like something with the power split up 26 ways, "Captain Planet" style...well. Let's just say that I'll find time, even with my schedule being absolutely hellish, to comment in excruciating detail about all that I've seen.
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