S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
He was fired!
Then Geoff Johns stole his lunch money. And laughed! Because he hates Vertigo, even if he did write a story for the last anthology book! And even if he's not Editor in Chief! He HATES IT!! Haven't you heard?
The Bass has heard. The Bass... knows. He knows everything about DC, because while the rest of the world may think he's just a crazy guy who spends his afternoons shaking his fists at copies of The Walking Dead and frothing delicately at the mouth, he's actually got a special, magic hotline into the depths of DC Comics. The voices in his head tell him the truth. He KNOWS. And no MAWD can silence him, a fact that makes us weep salty tears. Because we too want to be the crazy guy at FP Dublin, and we know we never can be.