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Did you cry when you wore it?
Nah, I mostly drank beer and played guitar in it. I think a woman swiped it IIRC.
There was one other "Captain..." shirt but I can't remember the title. Oh yeah. "Captain Easy", the thrift store had matching blue work shirts with Captain Lachrymose" and "Captain Easy" above the pockets, like dozens of identical shirts.