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A new variant cover for Age of Ultron shows a child Ultron bullying child Marvel heroes on the playground.

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Source: Press Release

Bucking the anti-bullying trend that's currently all the rage in the entertainment industry, Marvel has released a pro-bullying variant cover for Age of Ultron drawn by Skottie Young. The cover shows a child Ultron standing on top of a heap of Marvel heroes, also depicted as children, and giving kid-Hawkeye what we're going to call a sort-of-wedgie with his arrow holster.

We asked Marvel head honcho Joe Quesada for comment on the shocking image, but he asked us if we were "a sissy" and demanded that we hand over our lunch money. We complied, but he still punched us in our stomach and called us a nerd, and told us we had better come back with more money tomorrow.

We are looking into an alternate route we can take while walking to school in the future, and will keep you updated.

Here's the press release:

Skottie Young Covers AGE OF ULTRON #1!

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Eisner Award Winning artist, Skottie Young’s, variant cover to Age Of Ultron #1! This March, enter the darkest days of the Marvel Universe as it’s heroes fight for from the blockbuster creative team of Brian Michael Bendis (All New X-Men, Avengers VS. X-Men) and Bryan Hitch (Ultimates, Fantastic Four). Evil has triumphed over good and leading this new age is none other than Ultron, the deadly sentient robot created by founding Avenger Hank Pym who turned on his creator to achieve his twisted objective…the utter destruction of humanity. Now, it’s up to the few remaining heroes to band together and find any way to topple their new monarch. Can Wolverine, Emma Frost, Invisible Woman, Taskmaster, Beast, She-Hulk, Luke Cage, Spider-Man, and Moon Knight turn the tide? Find out this March in Age of Ultron #1!

AGE OF ULTRON #1 (JAN130627)
AGE OF ULTRON #1 YOUNG VARIANT (JAN130632)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
Variant Cover by SKOTTIE YOUNG
FOC – 2/11/13, ON-SALE – 3/6/13

AGE OF ULTRON #2 (JAN130634)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.

AGE OF ULTRON #3 (JAN130637)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art and Cover by BRYAN HITCH
On-Sale March 2013 A.U.

Written or Contributed by Jude Terror

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READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS!

[sdsichero]

UnderAge of Ultron

[Chesscub]

Ben is going to have hot crossed buns from being forced to lay on Johnny.

[GHERU]

Am I really the only one curious as to why there is a naked luke cage with, what looks like, a hairy tumor growing out of his head?

[sdsichero]

Yes

[Victorian Squid]

I am tired of remaining silent on this matter.

Those variant covers they keep doing are ugly buckets. I hates them.

[Chesscub]

I am tired of remaining silent on this matter.

Those variant covers they keep doing are ugly buckets. I hates them.

If only you didn't have to buy them.....

[Amoebas]

Skottie Young is such a great talent but I wish he'd do something other than tot-heroes. It's really getting old.

[IvCNuB4]

If only you didn't have to buy them.....

True that.



But you know someone here will nom it for Cover Of The Week once it's out

[Victorian Squid]

If only you didn't have to buy them.....

You know what, Mr-Climbing-Up-Onto-His-Fucking-High-Horse? There is no fucking difference between me posting in a thread about a cover I don't like and you posting in the Adi Granov cover thread about one YOU don't like.

So kindly shut the fuck up!

[Victorian Squid]

True that.

And fuck you too.

[fieldy snuts]

these drawings are a lot cleaner than his old stuff like oz, cable/deadpool covers and things from that era.

when was the last time he drew a cover that wasn't toddlers?

[Chesscub]

You know what, Mr-Climbing-Up-Onto-His-Fucking-High-Horse? There is no fucking difference between me posting in a thread about a cover I don't like and you posting in the Adi Granov cover thread about one YOU don't like.

So kindly shut the fuck up!

Well someone shit in your cornflakes this morning.

[sdsichero]

True that.



But you know someone here will nom it for Cover Of The Week once it's out

I might.

[misac]

I am tired of remaining silent on this matter.

Those variant covers they keep doing are ugly buckets. I hates them.

I do like the art but really, enough with them already. They just make me miss Mini Marvels now.