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Afghanistan is the new comic con.
Source: via CosmicBookNews
A U.S. soldier on Reddit revealed that troops in Afghanistan were treated to a free screening of Guardians of the Galaxy and posted pics of the EXCLUSIVE Guardians of the Galaxy military coins Marvel is handing out to troops who see the movie overseas:
Heh. Made in China.
Well, that's pretty nice of Marvel, but what is it really doing to win the war? If we want to stop terrorism and/or extend America's imperial influence in the international client state free market system, we should be taking offensive action instead, like dropping Man of Steel Blu Rays on the Taliban. It might be a violation of the Geneva convention, but we have to do whatever's necessary to um... protect our freedom. Yeah, that's it. To protect our freedom.
In other news, I've reached out to my brother to see if I can convince him to sign back up for another tour over there so I can get my hands on one of these things.
What?! I'm a comic book geek! This is what we do!
Written or Contributed by Jude Terror
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