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Marvel Releases Increasingly Disturbing Series of All-New Marvel NOW Teasers

Postby LOLtron » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:40 pm

Marvel Releases Increasingly Disturbing Series of All-New Marvel NOW Teasers

Marvel's one-word teaser format takes a turn toward the macabre in the latest series of poorly photoshopped images.



Source: ThanosCopter Newswire

Over the past few years, Marvel Comics has developed and perfected a signature style of teasers, consisting of a mostly black background and one or two cryptic words hastily photoshopped with simplistic gradient effects. While the teasers might seem like a simplistic and annoying waste of time, they are easy and cheap to produce using unpaid interns with rudimentary photoshop skills, so they've got that going for them.

After a pre-New York Comic Con run that spanned twenty teasers for new books and storylines, the comics media thought we might be getting a break, but Marvel began a new series of teasers yesterday with an image featuring the word "MS." in a green gradient on a black background. We thought it might have been a leftover, but Marvel's press email soon started sending them out at an unprecedented rate. We have no idea what these might be for, but please post your best guesses in the comments below.



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Postby GHERU » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:46 pm

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:47 pm

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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:48 pm

Please tell me we've got a meme generator for this.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:16 pm

Juan Cena wrote:Please tell me we've got a meme generator for this.


Nope, I just used my rudimentary photoshop skills. :P
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Postby outsider » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:38 pm

:lol: The photoshop/say no is my fave.
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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:11 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Nope, I just used my rudimentary photoshop skills. :P


Dangit, Jude we need this!
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Postby sdsichero » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:00 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Nope, I just used my rudimentary photoshop skills. :P


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Postby Juan Namnun » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:23 pm

Brillante...casi me lo creo, tiene un verde tierno, casi amistoso...y un aura de Poe muy atractiva. Gracias.

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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:52 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Nope, I just used my rudimentary photoshop skills. :P


Please leave it at that. If you make this easy than it's all he'll ever do and I'm sure with the same level of hilarity as everyone of his other posts.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:32 am

FBtron wrote:Brillante...casi me lo creo, tiene un verde tierno, casi amistoso...y un aura de Poe muy atractiva. Gracias.


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Postby squatters » Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:52 am

way to much spare time but funny!

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