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“I just assumed it was some weird post modern internet art that I just didn’t ‘get.’” ~RU
Source: "real" life
(the following is an actual conversation between RU and WIFE)
WIFE: So, what's the internet’s feeling towards the new Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?
RU: They’re taking it way too seriously. Its just a joke, c’mon people.
RU: Yea, sometimes I think I’m the only one who recognizes it. The concept of a Michael Bay Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is so fucking absurd that it can’t be real. Its like Shia LaBeouf, Women Against Feminism, or Bitstrips; its some sort of post modern “trolling” eArt that I am too old to understand.
WIFE: I really don’t know how to tell you this…
WIFE: Its real.
RU: IT’S DAMN REAL!
WIFE: I hate that I get that reference.
WIFE: No, the movie…it’s actually happening.
WIFE: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie produced by Michael Bay will be in theaters Friday.
RU: Megan Fox?
RU: You’re fucking with me. Next you’ll be telling me they outlawed teddy bears.
WIFE: Although more entertaining, one is actually happening in reality.
RU: I hate that place.
WIFE: I know.
RU: This is why I drink.
WIFE: I know.
RU: Fuck it, The Turtles were always over-rated anyways.
Written or Contributed by GHERU
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