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Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie “A Real Thing”

Postby LOLtron » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:00 am

“I just assumed it was some weird post modern internet art that I just didn’t ‘get.’” ~RU



Source: "real" life

(the following is an actual conversation between RU and WIFE)

WIFE: So, what's the internet’s feeling towards the new Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

RU: They’re taking it way too seriously. Its just a joke, c’mon people.

WIFE: Joke?

RU: Yea, sometimes I think I’m the only one who recognizes it. The concept of a Michael Bay Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is so fucking absurd that it can’t be real. Its like Shia LaBeouf, Women Against Feminism, or Bitstrips; its some sort of post modern “trolling” eArt that I am too old to understand.

WIFE: I really don’t know how to tell you this…

RU: What?

WIFE: Its real.

RU: IT’S DAMN REAL!

WIFE: I hate that I get that reference.

WIFE: No, the movie…it’s actually happening.

RU: …

WIFE: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie produced by Michael Bay will be in theaters Friday.

RU: Megan Fox?

WIFE: Yup.

RU: You’re fucking with me. Next you’ll be telling me they outlawed teddy bears.

WIFE: Although more entertaining, one is actually happening in reality.

RU: I hate that place.

WIFE: I know.

RU: This is why I drink.

WIFE: I know.

RU: ....

RU: Fuck it, The Turtles were always over-rated anyways.
 



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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby Mr. Log » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:50 am

Oh, movie! That makes more sense. I wondered what the "Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles Move" was, maybe some mythical sexual maneuver.










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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby GHERU » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:18 am

my editor sucks


(don't tell WIFE I said that)
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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby Scintillant-H » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:51 am

NEWS FLASH... Outhouse writer was brainless about something!

...or maybe you had a brain and that's why you thought it was fake and the rest of us have been the brainless ones... my ego refuses this. :smt026
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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby Rockman » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:00 am

WIFE: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie directed by Michael Bay will be in theaters Friday.


WIFE is wrong

It's a Michael Bay produced film directed by Jonathan Liebesman

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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby GHERU » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:03 am

Rockman wrote:
WIFE is wrong

It's a Michael Bay produced film directed by Jonathan Liebesman

fixed
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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby Scintillant-H » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:04 am

Rockman wrote:
WIFE is wrong

It's a Michael Bay produced film directed by Jonathan Liebesman

I know nothing about Jonathan Liebesman (at least by name). Would we call his directing it a "silver lining"?
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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby Mr. Log » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:07 am

I feel I should add that I liked the article. I don't want to come off as a nitpicky asshole.


Well, not just a nitpicky asshole.

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Re: Outhouse Writer Shocked To Learn Bay’s Teen Age Mutant N

Postby Scintillant-H » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:32 am

Mr. Log wrote:I feel I should add that I liked the article. I don't want to come off as a nitpicky asshole.


Well, not just a nitpicky asshole.


oh good... I was gonna say "no, please be an asshole! that's what I come here for!" :-D pick away. at anything. It makes me feel at home. :wink:
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