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Chesscub

WTF is this rank?

Postby Chesscub » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:21 pm

Dan Slott wrote:It was retconned. It's now the Grizzly who slept with Gwen. Seriously. Look it up.


Not the bear sex I was hoping to find in my comics. :smt013
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Grayson

Outhouse Drafter

Postby Grayson » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:35 pm

Dan Slott wrote:It was retconned. It's now the Grizzly who slept with Gwen. Seriously. Look it up.


Oddly enough, I would accept this over what happened.
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ElijahSnowFan

cheese

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:55 pm

Rockman wrote:You could spend less time trolling Zechs and more time making a non-sucky Spider-man book.

P.S. we all hate Alpha


False.
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Zechs

Outhouse Editor

Postby Zechs » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:06 pm

WHY DOES THIS THREAD ENDURE?! WHY?!
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ElijahSnowFan

cheese

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:08 pm

Zechs wrote:WHY DOES THIS THREAD ENDURE?! WHY?!


Oh, Zechs. There's some funny stuff in here, my friend. But what you just said might be the funniest of all. :-D :-D :-D
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sdsichero

2k11 Outhouse People's Champion

Postby sdsichero » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:11 pm

Dan Slott wrote:It was retconned. It's now the Grizzly who slept with Gwen. Seriously. Look it up.


I hope they were doing it on a Kingsley rug
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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:54 pm

Dan Slott wrote:Dear Rockman/AMS,
Jeez. How many times do I have to apologize for banging your mom.
AND running over your dog with a truck full of MIGHTY AVENGERS: DARK REIGN hardcovers.
Won't happen again.
Honest

On a side note: Sorry you don't like the character in the story that hasn't come out yet.
If it helps, you can also :smt013 Pre-Hate :smt013 whatever books I haven't written yet for 2025. Feel free to let that :smt013 Pre-Hate :smt013 ferment so it'll be a nice vintage whine when you uncork it 13 years from now. :P

Also... All of you people who bought so much of ASM: BIG TIME that we had to go back to press on close to half the run-- as well as pushing SPIDER-ISLAND into the NEW YORK TIMES Graphic Novel Best Sellers List-- as well as Spidey Legends like J.M. DeMatteis and Erik Larsen, who've gone out of their way-- completely unsolicited-- to say that the current run of Spidey is one of its BEST runs ever.... You're obviously WRONG because Rockman/AMS says so. So there. :-P

Also... He'd appreciate it if you'd all stop banging his mom. :band


I paid good money for a lot of the garbage you've produced.

Sorry that there are a lot of other suckers out there who are willing to pay good money for it too.

But I'll gladly avoid anything you produce in the future, you obviously spent all your miniscule talent up when you left she-hulk.
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:59 pm

Rockman wrote:
I paid good money for a lot of the garbage you've produced.

Sorry that there are a lot of other suckers out there who are willing to pay good money for it too.

But I'll gladly avoid anything you produce in the future, you obviously spent all your miniscule talent up when you left she-hulk.


Damn.

Dan Slott

Birdman

Postby Dan Slott » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:22 pm

Rockman wrote:I paid good money for a lot of the garbage you've produced.

SUCKER!

Rockman wrote:But I'll gladly avoid anything you produce in the future...

But the IMPORTANT thing is you'll still be here to bitch about it. PROMISE me that. :)

Rockman wrote:...you obviously spent all your miniscule talent up when you left she-hulk.

You FELL for that?! According to guys JUST like you, I was STILL a talentless hack back THEN too. You just didn't know any better. SUCKER AGAIN!

Psst...
All the money I made off of YOUR specific sales?
Tips for when I was banging your mom. :smt026
And I STILL had some left over for candy cigarettes.
Wheeee! :smt006
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Keb

<( ' . ' )>

Postby Keb » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:33 pm

One time I was in a comic shop (not robbing it) and this guy was recommending Dan Slott's Amazing Spider-Man, touting it as the best Spider-Man since the 80s.

I told him Dan Slott probably had sex with his mother.

He cried.

The Old Doctor

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Dan Slott wrote:It was retconned. It's now the Grizzly who slept with Gwen. Seriously. Look it up.


:lol:

The Old Doctor

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:50 pm

:lol:

This thread makes me recall the OldRama when pros and fans would trade insults. Image

If only Didio would do this to Herald.
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:53 pm

Keb wrote:One time I was in a comic shop (not robbing it) and this guy was recommending Dan Slott's Amazing Spider-Man, touting it as the best Spider-Man since the 80s.

I told him Dan Slott probably had sex with his mother.

He cried.


I bet his name is Alpha.
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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:39 pm

This is the Marvel of today.

Complain about someone's work on a title? They'll insult your mother.

I know it must hurt to be outsold by Nightwing last month, or barely able to break the top 25 of comics sold. Or to know that less than half as many people read the trashy comic that you put out compared to when JMS was on the title. Hell even Aquaman outsold your book last month..... Aquaman :smt005

It must keep you up at night knowing that your book hasn't broken the top 10 in almost a year either. Spider-man, arguably the most popular comic book character of all time and you can't break the top 10.

But hey I'm glad that big time had to go back for a 2nd printing, that's awesome, people must really have hated Ben Kingsley or something, or maybe they wanted to use it to line their bird cages. Why I would care that more people wanted to read that Drek I'll never know, lots of people read Twilight and shades of grey too.

You like to run around trolling random strangers on the internet, and dropping insults on them and their family because they don't like your work. Seems pretty petty to me. Hey I paid 4 dollars a pop to read your book for a while, it sucked I stopped reading it. I feel I have a right to express my opinion about it, if a creator wants to act like a pussy about it that's their problem. Completely unprofessional, but hey you look like an ass in this instance anyways so who cares. But remember sir, it was you who came to this site to troll Zechs (who I felt has always been a good sport about your childish antics), so when someone fires back at your professional body of work it is completely reasonable to attack their family and call their mother a whore. :roll:

But hey I wish you the best of luck, I hope Marvel doesn't piss on your body of work like they did to JMS, or any of the previous witers of ASM of the past 30 years like they did with BND and OMD.
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:48 pm

Does Slott really piss Zechs off or is it just light hearted banter like with me, sd, drag, avengingtitan etc?

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