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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Juan Cena » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:21 am

Zero wrote:Shilling comics and trolling Zechs all in one go? Beautiful.


Herald only wishes he got trolled like this by Didio.
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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby The Old Doctor » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:56 am

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Herald only wishes he got trolled like this by Didio.


No, we wish he would. If only creators would come here to troll us, other folks and push their work... this place would the the most awesome comic place on the net.

BRING IT BENDIS!!! TROLL ME!!!! YOU TOO CLAREMONT!!! QUESADA!!!! :-D

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby The Old Doctor » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:57 am

Zechs is a buddy, but this is Image
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Greg » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:00 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:Zechs is a buddy, but this is Image


:lol: :lol:

Seriously, I love Zechs but this is one of the best threads ever. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Mr. Log » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:22 am

It's so beautiful ...

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Zechs » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:43 am

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He tasks me! He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the ends of the Earth until I get an answer! His poker face or wall won't last! For there is a time coming to which I'll be proven right! RIGHT! Have you're piece of meat today SLOTT for I shall win this war by being fully right in the end. DANGER ZONE WILL BE MY Battle of Yavin 4!!! The victory shall be mine in the end. MINE!

And I will take the greatest satisfaction in the end that you.. YOU played everyone for fools including me for bit until I realized your grand plans. Kingsley's coming back!! I WILL HAVE THE HOBGOBLIN RETURNED!!!


Or I will continue to force the issue. I will make people enjoy the character and hunger for his return!! In the end, I WILL HAVE MY DAY! VICTORY WILL BE FOR ZECHS!! AND ZECHS ALONE!!
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I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Victorian Squid » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:51 am

Zechs wrote:I shall have him!

Zechs wrote:I'll chase him round

Zechs wrote:poker face

Zechs wrote:you're piece of meat today SLOTT...right in the end.


:?

Lots of subtext in a zechs post.

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby mrorangesoda » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:53 am

McDarkseid wrote:



:?

Lots of subtext in a zechs post.


I don't think that's anything new...

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby bkthomson » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:56 am

This is awesome. This deserves to be sticky!
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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Zechs » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:57 am

McDarkseid wrote:



:?

Lots of subtext in a zechs post.


There is no subtext.. this THIS.. feud is becoming Ahab/Big White Whale. And I'm becoming an obsessive captain who wants unholy vengeance!!!




..........

But.. Ahab was slain by the White Whale. I SHALL NOT BE!!!
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sdsichero wrote:
I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Punchy » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:09 pm

Hahahahhahahaha, this is the best thing ever.

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby sdsichero » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:16 pm

Dan Slott wrote:Monday, July 2nd-- for today and TODAY only-- there's an AMAZING SPIDER-MAN: BIG TIME 99¢ sale on ComiXology

The first 27 issues of the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN: BIG TIME run are going for 99¢ each.

So...

For a LESS THAN A BUCK, you can own AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #649-- the issue that makes Zechs head spin around like Linda Blair in the EXORCIST! Heck, you could take clean screen caps of the single panel that-- upon viewing-- gets Zechs to almost swallow his own tongue! Animate it into wacky .gifs and put it in your signature for MAXIMUM effect! Worth the price of 99¢ right there!

Also...

"No One Dies," that story that was in CBR'S 50 Greatest Spider-Man Stories of all time poll...
ASM #655 and #656... Yours for $1.98

Or last summer's Spidey event, SPIDER-ISLAND, that made a lot of last years 10 Best lists...
ASM #666 through #673... Yours for $7.92.

Or, hey, you can get ALL 27 for $26.73! :-)


Remember, this is ONLY for Monday, July 2nd!

ttyl
Dan


Dan is the man.

So.. to get this, we should we HEAD ON (?) over to comixology?

I already have the issue, but I might just do it anyway because of this thread.
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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby Zechs » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:18 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Dan is the man.

So.. to get this, we should we HEAD ON (?) over to comixology?

I already have the issue, but I might just do it anyway because of this thread.



..... Hate you. I so hate you.
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sdsichero wrote:
I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby IvCNuB4 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:21 pm

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Herald only wishes he got trolled like this by Didio.


:lol:
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Re: Own the issue that makes Zechs froth at the mouth for 99

Postby GOSD » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:35 pm

:lol:

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