Mr Slott, I have no idea if you are going to come back to this thread, but that was a fun read so thanks for that.
Rockman has horrendous taste. He hates Goonies for crying out loud. I don't even know how anyone could ever feel that way about that movie. It truly boggles the mind.
I like some of the books you have written in the past, but do not find your Spider-Man run to be entertaining. In fact, I kind of hate it. However, I don't feel that makes you the worst human being ever to live or anything of that nature. And I hope that we can still be friends (we are not friends and never will be because you and I will never actually meet, but there's not really a saying for that).
But that is not the real point of this post. The real point is that Rockman's mom is a total slut and I hope that you used protection, but you should probably get tested anyways.
Also, you should write more comics with The Thing.