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by LOLtron » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:44 am
JManga7 will offer new and old manga, seven days a week, at very reasonable subscription prices, you know.
JDate, the world's leading Jewish singles network, has been offering full volumes of manga for sale on it its sister site, JManga, since 2010. JManga knows, however, that if there's one thing its customers really appreciate, it's a great bargain. That's why, after listening to kvetching from customers, they've decided to open JManga7, a service that allows readers full access to a bupkes-load of new and old manga at a reasonable subscription rate.
"Oy vey," said BK Thomson, Outhouse staffer. "Are you some kind of shmendrick? That site is so not Jewish."
That may be so, but the site certainly has shiksa appeal, giving discerning readers a chance to nosh on a large catalog of manga for one low rate, which will hopefully entice them to head over to JManga and purchase some full volumes. This isn't just schlock! It's quality manga, some released shortly after its publication in Japan. The idea may be mishegas, but it just might work!
"You've got a lot of chutzpah, Jude Terror," said GHERU, a prominent Jewish Outhouse writer. "Just because the site has the letter J in the title doesn't make it Jewish, you schmuck! Did you ever think it stood for 'Japanese'? Your shtick is farkakt!"
Okay, okay, don't plotz! This point is, starting in October, JManga7 will offer access to all the manga you need, seven days a week. That's right, even on the Sabbath! It's the kind of deal that everyone can appreciate, and should be celebrated for the innovative digital initiative it is. Mazel Tov, JManga. Mazel Tov.
by Victorian Squid » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:46 am
by S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:50 am
McDarkseid wrote:You are a schmendrick for misspelling schmendrick, you schmendrick!
some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
by Victorian Squid » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:54 am
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I may be a goy, but I'm pretty sure it's interchangeable: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shmendrick
by S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:59 am
McDarkseid wrote:
Yeah, interchangeable as either "schmendrick" or "shmendrick", not "shmendrik" as you spelled it! Did you even read your own link before you responded there, Ace?
Oy vey iz mir!
some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
by Victorian Squid » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:07 pm
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Hey, BK Thomson was the one who said it!
by Cat-Scratch » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:16 pm
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
by bkthomson » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:55 pm
McDarkseid wrote:
Don't try to blame everything on his lazy tongue!
(leave that to Mrs Thomson)
Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.
Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.
Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.
by Herald » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:38 pm
by GHERU » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:57 pm
Herald wrote:You guys need to step back and cool off, maybe?
Benderbrau wrote:Welcome to the Outhouse. Where civility means you're doing it wrong.
by Victorian Squid » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:00 pm
by bkthomson » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:12 pm
Herald wrote:You guys need to step back and cool off, maybe?
Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.
Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.
Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.
by GHERU » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:15 pm
bkthomson wrote:
We should step back and cool off, why?
Benderbrau wrote:Welcome to the Outhouse. Where civility means you're doing it wrong.
by bkthomson » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:35 pm
GHERU wrote:everyone knows Jews don't have a sense of humor
Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.
Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.
Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.
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