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Postby TimDrake'sDumbWings » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:13 pm

Herald wrote:All part of the idiotic, Marvelized Elseworlds that is the DCnU.

This is the garbage you're supporting, guys.
Consider your purchases more carefully.


If it were anything like Marvel, I'd be reading more than 1 title from them.

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby habitual » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:16 pm

chap22 wrote:fuck Giffen.

fuck Didio.

fuck DCnU.

and fuck Hab preemptively for his sure-to-be-forthcoming "Giffen did more for Captain Carrot's popularity than Roy Thomas ever did" bullshit :roll:

just when i thought nothing done to the Zoo Crew could be worse than the hatchet job Johns pulled on them back in his Teen Titans run... :smt011 :smt011 :smt011


Meh, nobody really cares.

No one with any taste anyway....

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby 3MJ » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:44 pm

Why would someone imitate a book that flopped?

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby Herald » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:46 pm

TimDrake'sDumbWings wrote:
If it were anything like Marvel, I'd be reading more than 1 title from them.


Superman's gone the way of Peter "Can't be married no more!" Parker.
The Justice League has been remade as a bunch of squabbling jerks in the Mighty Marvel Manner.
The DCnU heroes get to be "Hated and feared by a world they've sworn to protect!"

And oh yeah: This thread is about Captain Carrot becoming a Rocket Raccoon clone.

Dan and the Gang have made it clear where they'd RATHER be working.

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby Jack Burton » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:50 pm

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

DC you scamps!

:lol:


Seriously what the fuck is next for DC? Kamandi as a Mad Max shotgun toting badass?

The Metal Men as a 80's Hair Band?

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Postby Chesscub » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:56 pm

Jack Burton wrote:Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

DC you scamps!

:lol:


Seriously what the fuck is next for DC? Kamandi as a Mad Max shotgun toting badass?

The Metal Men as a 80's Hair Band?


With licks as slick as Mercury, they first went Gold, then went Platinum, but could they hide the greatest secret of all? Their lead singer had a Tin ear.

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby chap22 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:58 pm

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With licks as slick as Mercury, they first went Gold, then went Platinum, but could they hide the greatest secret of all? Their lead singer had a Tin ear.

Oh, bravo, sir. Bravo. :lol:

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby TimDrake'sDumbWings » Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:17 pm

Herald wrote:
Superman's gone the way of Peter "Can't be married no more!" Parker.
The Justice League has been remade as a bunch of squabbling jerks in the Mighty Marvel Manner.
The DCnU heroes get to be "Hated and feared by a world they've sworn to protect!"

And oh yeah: This thread is about Captain Carrot becoming a Rocket Raccoon clone.

Dan and the Gang have made it clear where they'd RATHER be working.


I should have reworded that, "If they successfully imitated Marvel, I'd be reading more than 1 title from them."

I'm agreeing with you that their books have been shitty!

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Postby Jack Burton » Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:34 pm

Chesscub wrote:
With licks as slick as Mercury, they first went Gold, then went Platinum, but could they hide the greatest secret of all? Their lead singer had a Tin ear.


My hats off to you sir. :smt005

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Postby Mr. Log » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:04 pm

Chesscub wrote:
With licks as slick as Mercury, they first went Gold, then went Platinum, but could they hide the greatest secret of all? Their lead singer had a Tin ear.


:band

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:24 pm

You youngsters may not know this but back in 1969 the Metal Men did have human guises for a while. Tina was a model and a film star 8)

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Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Re: If DC Reboots Captain Carrot as a Cheap Rocket Raccoon K

Postby Herald » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:43 pm

TimDrake'sDumbWings wrote:
I should have reworded that, "If they successfully imitated Marvel, I'd be reading more than 1 title from them."

I'm agreeing with you that their books have been shitty!


Cool! :-D

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Postby Herald » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:45 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:You youngsters may not know this but back in 1969 the Metal Men did have human guises for a while. Tina was a model and a film star 8)

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I've seen it before. 8)
Most wouldn't want to, though...

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Postby Draco x » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:28 pm

And here I was thinking that skinny Amanda Waller and Nick Fury's bastard child showing up and looking like his Ultimate counterpart were stupid ideas. However, I was proven wrong when I read what this post was about. Can Dan and company come off what they were smoking when this idea made it past the planning stage?

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Postby Mr. Log » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:55 pm

You just wait. Captain K'Rot will be the next Wolverine!

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