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Review Group Week 182 - DOOM PATROL #1

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Old Man

cheese

Postby Old Man » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:28 pm

Punchy wrote:I have no proof you are even old! This could be a gimmick!


As I have no way to ascertain that you have actually been punched enough times to be called Punchy. :lol:

I am old, man. As far as I can tell, I am the oldest or second oldest person who buys comics at my LCS. And Starlord can confirm I am old.

Now get me some more reviews! ;-)
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48THRiLLS

Review Grouper

Postby 48THRiLLS » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:53 pm

Old Man wrote:As I have no way to ascertain that you have actually been punched enough times to be called Punchy. :lol:

I am old, man. As far as I can tell, I am the oldest or second oldest person who buys comics at my LCS. And Starlord can confirm I am old.

Now get me some more reviews! ;-)


Just you wait, you will have plenty of review to read once Punchy posts his! :-D
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:29 pm

Old Man wrote:As I have no way to ascertain that you have actually been punched enough times to be called Punchy. :lol:

I am old, man. As far as I can tell, I am the oldest or second oldest person who buys comics at my LCS. And Starlord can confirm I am old.

Now get me some more reviews! ;-)


this is true. He's the oldest, most crotchety person I've ever met! You treat him right, and with the respect that all elders deserve!

(and he has a heart of gold, but don't tell him I told you that. I'll just deny that shit anyway)
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Old Man

cheese

Postby Old Man » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:37 pm

starlord wrote:this is true. He's the oldest, most crotchety person I've ever met! You treat him right, and with the respect that all elders deserve!

(and he has a heart of gold, but don't tell him I told you that. I'll just deny that shit anyway)


I'm so old my Social Security number is 1.

I'm so old I remember the scent of dinosaur crap.

I'm so old my first home was a cave.

And I don't have a heart of gold, it's a heart of gristle, and it doesn't pump blood, it pumps formaldehyde.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:42 pm

Old Man wrote:I'm so old my Social Security number is 1.

I'm so old I remember the scent of dinosaur crap.

I'm so old my first home was a cave.

And I don't have a heart of gold, it's a heart of gristle, and it doesn't pump blood, it pumps formaldehyde.


of courze if he could have read that, I guess he's not that old. :P :-D
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Old Man

cheese

Postby Old Man » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:26 pm

starlord wrote:of courze if he could have read that, I guess he's not that old. :P :-D


It shows at normal size when you reply with a quote. Of course, having bifocals helps.

******

Postby ****** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:31 pm

Old Man wrote:As a review thread, this is weak. Only 6 reviews in 8 pages. Post some reviews, dammit.


I would, but these mopes are making it sound so horrible I'm finding it hard to motivate.
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:33 pm

amlah6 wrote:I would, but these mopes are making it sound so horrible I'm finding it hard to motivate.


Quit trying to blame your innate laziness on other people who took the time to read and not like the book.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:40 pm

So Doom Patrol got a nice vicious review from me, I actually suggest in the review that Metal Men become the main title and the snore fest become the back up. I will link when live and all that jazz.

As for score

Doom Patrol
Story 2
Art 6
Overall 4

Metal Men
Story 8
Art 8
Overall 8

score overall 5 (metal men can't count as much, because it is not the marquee story and is significantly shorter)
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48THRiLLS

Review Grouper

Postby 48THRiLLS » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:40 pm

amlah6 wrote:I would, but these mopes are making it sound so horrible I'm finding it hard to motivate.


I honestly had to turn off my television to force myself to get through this thing... the commercials were more interesting... it felt like homework. I deserve a gold star dammit!
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:41 pm

amlah6 wrote:I would, but these mopes are making it sound so horrible I'm finding it hard to motivate.

do yourself a favor, just score Doom Patrol a zero and read Metal Men and score it. Then you will have an accurate rating for the book and save yourself the time on Doom Patrol, unless you are having trouble getting to sleep, there is no reason to read the main story.

******

Postby ****** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:42 pm

48THRiLLS wrote:I honestly had to turn off my television to force myself to get through this thing... the commercials were more interesting... it felt like homework. I deserve a gold star dammit!


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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:44 pm

Oh by the way, Doom Patrol proves (along with 2000-2008) that Democracy sucks and should be abolished immediately.
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:46 pm

First, though, we should vote on the abolishment of Keith Giffen.
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thefourthman

Outhouse Editor

Postby thefourthman » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:47 pm

House of J wrote:First, though, we should vote on the abolishment of Keith Giffen.

NO, he's cool, he just has to be handcuffed to Dematteis for the rest of eternity.

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