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[john lewis hawk]

I have an idea that will piss him off and make him laugh at the same time!

Then you better do it.

[thefourthman]

Then you better do it.

have to read the book first...

MUST KEEP OPEN MINDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! *read like you are William Shatner*

[******]

have to read the book first...

MUST KEEP OPEN MINDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! *read like you are William Shatner*

Fuck Shatner.

Sisko > Kirk

[thefourthman]

Fuck Shatner.

Sisko > Kirk

but Sisko isn't fun to imitate in overwraught distress.

[thefourthman]

X-Men Forever #18

I am Jude.
Jude I am.
That dude, Jude.
That Jude, Dude.
I don’t like that Cyclops dude.

Do you like him when he’s not in the mood?
I do not like him, dude.
I don’t like mutants, Jude.

Would you like him with a son or in fun?
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him in some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
Don’t you see Jude, that Cyclops Dude
for him, I’m never in the mood.

Would you like his son as a girl?
Would you like him with a curl?
I do not like Tom’s girl.
I do not like Tom’s curl.
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him to have fun.
I do not like him Jude.
I can’t stand that Cyclops dude.
I do not mean to be rude.

How about with Nick Fury?
What if Wolverine they bury?
Not with Fury.
Don’t Logan Bury.
Not with a girl.
Not with a curl.
Not with a son.
Not with some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
For him I’ll never be in the mood.
Don’t you understand I don’t like a mutant dude?

Would you? could you? On a Bike?
Read them. Read them. I’ll get you a dyke.

I would not. Could not on a bike.

You may like them.
Wear you clam diggers.
You may like them with the star jammers.

I would not, could not with the star jammers.
Not with a bike. God dammers.

I do not like him with fury.
I don’t want to bury.
I don’t like him with a girl.
I don’t like him with a curl.
I do not like them with a son.
I do not like them having fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
Why can’t you understand that Jude?

A brother! A brother!
A brother! Abrother!
Could you, would you, with a brother.

Not with a brother! Not with Bike.
Not with Havok, not with a Dyke.
I would not, could not with a diner
I would not could not with a girl so finer
I will not read them in space
I will not read them in your face
I don;t like his damned sun
Fuck him, I want to have fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
GET AWAY FROM ME JUDE

Say! What about a Dad?
Here a dad?
Could you, would you with a dad?

What could be worse?
He was in the air force.
I would not could not with a dad.

I could go on
but really why drag on
Dude, stop telling me to read this book
Stop to my precious time being a crook

What about a legacy?
What about an origin?
What about an x-force?
What if they were detectives?

I don’t like the X-men Dude
Just get over it, Jude!


(Honestly this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that's not really saying a whole lot.)

Story 6
Art 3
Overall 5 (screw it, this was better than Supergirl 50)

[john lewis hawk]

Awesome.

[Chubbles]

4thy's on a roll today, that cheap massage he got must have come with a happy ending

[thefourthman]

Jude must be mad...

[doombug]

I'm not going to even lie on this one. It's a toss up between a vertigo book or a dc book and they are both #1's.

[thefourthman]

I'm not going to even lie on this one. It's a toss up between a vertigo book or a dc book and they are both #1's.

there's a vertigo number 1 next week?

I know there's a wildstorm #1 and it would be apropos since Jude made us read this.

[doombug]

there's a vertigo number 1 next week?

I know there's a wildstorm #1 and it would be apropos since Jude made us read this.

Jude didn't make me read anything Lee. I already said I was passing on this week, especially after reading that preview.

I meant wildstorm though, shut your whore mouth.

Leaning more towards the DC book anyways.


I also have volume 1 of the cap omnibus next to me right now to read.

[thefourthman]

Jude didn't make me read anything Lee. I already said I was passing on this week, especially after reading that preview.

I meant wildstorm though, shut your whore mouth.

Leaning more towards the DC book anyways.


I also have volume 1 of the cap omnibus next to me right now to read.

Since you refuse to read the book, I vote you don't get a pick :p

[Punchy]

I think you're going to pick First Wave.

[thefourthman]

did you at least read my review. That took a lot of work, dammit!

[thefourthman]

I think Sparta is better for the group as the thread will turn into a political butt hurt thread!